@qu4rtkn33 i would fuck u in the ass the reverse way through your mouth...

@lianamaeby DJ FUCKSONGS!!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee, chock full of booze.

@benn_dover i like my women like I like my coffee, luke warm on the inside.

@9to5life or upper spanishment

@jeniscagnetti i wanna shoot dice with your eyeballs and plug your nostrils with cocaine sugar cubes as i ramrod your mouth

@jeniscagnetti Whats the best way to get a chance to fuck you and turn your insides into mashed potatoes?

@qwertying hes like buying a powerball ticket...u aint gonna win but fuck it ill get one just in case

@robfee dont kid yourself, its egg-silent! #borshjokes

@bridger_w basically dont run over anything that can run over you.

@elibraden especially if they were an extra large human centipede!

@discourt I would fuck your mom if she was you or if it was during a threesome... #justhowidoit

@sucittam hence the initials

@jeniscagnetti i want to waterboard you with my semen, interested? #funwithtorture

@elibraden hahaha i just took u off my aurora list eli! well played!

@shanethevein youre a joke with a vagina! #2points

@robdelaney Youre a good* tweeter. *atrocious

@25_vero meh

@shanethevein my grams once told me that eating butterfingers would rot my soul... #shewasright

@robfee Also: Wrong Turn. Wronger Turn. Wrongest Turn. Ryan Dunn Turn.