#RomneyRyan2012 is not so much a slogan as an expiration date.

Sarah Palin's true legacy is her inability to complete a single term as governor of America's most subsidized state. #GameChange

Obama has an unfair advantage in this #debate. He knows what he's talking about.

Memo to Mourdock: Rape is not God's will. Rape is a man playing God with a woman's will.

Conservatism means a government so small it can fit inside your uterus. #NBCDebate #FLPrimary

GOP will be forced to oppose early childhood education because Obama is for it. #SOTU

I like this new #NRA strategy of placing crazed lunatics on national media to argue the case for gun rights.

The fat lady has sung for Romney. And she looks a lot like Chris Christie. #edshow

#InTheEvidenceBasedWorld pro-life would be the name for gun control

How about a country where it is hard to buy a gun, easy to vote and impossible to be without health care?

Memo to #AnnRomney: Serving an LDS mission is not serving your country and tithing to the LDS church is not paying taxes.

Dear Tea Party Caucus: The movie #Lincoln was directed by a Jew, written by a gay, and stars a foreigner. Sincerely, Irony

Romney: I never said "Let Detroit go bankrupt" .. Except for that article I wrote in the Wall Street Journal titled Let Detroit Go Bankrupt.

GOP Congress spent 80% of time trying to undermine Obama. Remaining 20% of time spent on vacation. #edshow

If John Boehner listed everything he accomplished on a cocktail napkin he'd still have room. For another drink.

You want to see America under Romney? See Wisconsin under Scott Walker. #edshow

The rich aren't using tax cuts to create jobs. They're using them to create Super PACS. #edshow

I commit a crime. I accuse you of committing the crime to distract attention....this is GOP and voter fraud in a nutshell.

I expect Romney to show up in Africa in blackface singing Mammy.

Dear Wing Nuts: Newtown was not staged, the moon landing was real, and the president was not born in Kenya. Sincerely, Sick of you