RT @jessebdylan: Amazing photo of the Beatles right before they walked across the street 4 the Abbey Road record cover. http://t.co/XU4SoKGJ

So Andy Gray gets sacked by sky after essentially being bugged, whilst complaining about being bugged by a paper owned by bloke who owns sky

RT @octoberjones: Dear Kinder. I bought 1 of yr Easter eggs.The sheep shoving his cock through flower WAS a surprise pic.twitter.com/YTUS7DJEgS

RT @anthonyshaw_: Its great what you can do with a text from a number you don't recognise http://t.co/pA7WHqxT

Boney M's Bobby Farrell has died in St Petersburg. Same city that Ra-ra-Rasputin died in. Oh, those Russians. RIP

RT @mandypandy32: Once you've seen the penis on this Mcdonalds poster, you can't un-see it: http://t.co/LU6laPY1 (via @helenlewis)

RT @tonycowards: Why is anyone surprised that bankers are thieving bastards, even their paper of choice is called "Theft", sorry, "The FT"

Cameron is running around with a pie right now trying to get someone to nudge it into his face.

RT @huffpostukcom: We're slightly freaked out by this. Osborne and Cameron look JUST like the Krays: pic.twitter.com/ZV6NA7GyJM (by @1970robd)

RT @scottm: Congratulations to the construction team around London Bridge for managing so many typos in one sign  http://post.ly/ACHKN 

Now here's something exciting. Fist of Fun series 1 now available for pre-order. http://t.co/KJyVITqB Shush it's a secret.

Twitter- you choose who to follow. If you don't enjoy someone unfollow. No need to tell them. If your feed annoys you- it's your fault!

RT @richardbloch: Samantha Brick made the Daily Mail £30K yesterday (1.5M page views x £20 CPM rate card) = power of social media

RT @twoptwips: PRETEND you're a professional tennis player by wiping your face on a towel every 30 seconds then throwing it at a child.

Yup, brilliant and heart-breaking RT @glinner: This got to me. RT @robmanuel: Douglas Adams in Highgate Cemetery. pic.twitter.com/PEuOw9WshW

RT @thepoke: BBC weather lady demonstrates perils of not checking the Profanisaurus before reading out tweets on air. http://t.co/RZrYS4RO

RT @lettersofnote: Today in 1973, 32 copies of Slaughterhouse-5 were burned in school's furnace. Vonnegut's response:  http://bit.ly/HxvtyS 

RT @lettersofnote: "Best of luck in rejecting future applicants." http://t.co/EorHxOGH

RT @sixthformpoet: A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing, but mean amother.

RT @stevechortle: Police say there was 'nothing suspicious' about Jimmy Saville's death... in total contrast to his life.