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I hope owls find their answer
Starting a fashion blog called "Whatever Was on the Floor and Smelled OK."
Just learned that a group of pugs is called a grumble and I can't take it emotionally.
Hug your favorite people often.
Catch is my favorite sport.
Guess that 90s news story: 👦💤💤💤...👩😈...
Does laughing while eating out of the garbage make me an emotional eater?
listen, cheese, fuck you i love you no you shut up
Flash your boobs, get beads. Flash your fupa, get ham.
When my boyfriend yells 'get it in' during football season, he's not talking to me :(
When birds walk it's like, are you serious?
Hope everyone gets their privates touched today.
Fact: Fat girls have cozy vaginas.
Strange that we call cowards "pussies" when it's actually scrotums that shrink away in the face of danger.
If you're upset today because your latte wasn't hot enough or you're hungover at work, go ahead and read the news then shut the fuck up.
Boycott Chick-Fil-A by eating more vegetables. Gays love skinny bitches.
FYI El Pollo Loco is now hiring.
Only two types of bears in the world: Panda and Regular
Is it just me or is everyone born after 1990 a little dead inside?