Air Bud in da club gettin Tipsy pic.twitter.com/izffjWaar5

@sd_gbe300 You frowning, ya money drowning, you can't announce it, you broke boy you ain't around it, yo stomach growling #GBE

Fuck ice cream trucks. The world needs more taco trucks

Sober Erick and Drunk Erick are completely different people

@nowomanisright if your girl crash your whip it should be legally ok to hit her

When you play 2K with ya homie the first two quarters are all jokes and laughin, then after the half it's quiet and dead ass serious hate

@sd_gbe300 welcome to the savages bitch we comin yo way #GBE #300

Started From DEGRASSI in a CHAIR

Why Mexicans do this I don't know http://t.co/PGsMtC2O

Dude looking at me like I fucked his favorite aunt and never called her again

Its so hard to help rude people

I got all these feelings for you..........in my dick

This is when you stay in, make hot cocoa, watch movies and have sex all day #RealTalk

Coronas on st. Patty's day because I'm just a Mexican in an Irish T shirt

This is how threatening Roger looks on the BP Table pic.twitter.com/HluLBTF4OA

God put dimples on the female anatomy's lower back for thumb placement

Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other

Some people should be banned from twitter simply because they fucking suck at it

"Look out for an Ipod" what? Why? "Cause I'm hungry! You don't want breakfast?" its called Ihop dad "Ipod Ihop same shit" #ShitMyDadSays

If you gangbanging in the burbs I laugh at you. It tickles me. I'm fucking giggling