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  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Two animated gifs walked into a bar.
    Two animated gifs walked into a bar.
    Two animated gifs walked into a bar.
    Two animated gifs w[ESC]

    • 338
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    favstar_history___k_elvinQarumenerdculalevis_maina______shikuannepthigahJayFreaKay
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  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    My browser said it could erase my history, so I chose high school.

    • 170
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    canadian_janeElisabeth_Laneunblinkery________hussyglitrpantsDanielleVeeheadstrong_girlkatspakscolonelliles
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    unblinkery________hussyglitrpantsdenisealondraDanielleVeeheadstrong_girlkatspakscolonellilesHman_Ltrain
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  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Pronouncing the names of unfamiliar Republicans can be tricky. Just remember that the lust for male prostitutes is silent.

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    snarkanoidmrthankgoodnessmissingblakescarbajalmeCseashellsnorthpacificrichmckayFredPollack
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    snatchaweaveCVTBabymacbofisbilfavstar1000favsNickadooMisterPranksterp_qcangoleirodvalor
    HollidayDoc1______MisterPrankster
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    The people who get paid to put their hands into our bodies seem to be inordinately preoccupied with golf. I don't understand the connection.

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    Kory_4dFredPollackretsooraleneparrcutefianceeeverylilthingvxlkhic_calix
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    favstar1000favsmitdaseinShutterBitchFavstar500Favs
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Your folksy, anecdote-themed commecial has changed my mind. I do trust you after all, faceless corporation.

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    northpacificretsoorCseashellsCVTBabyeverylilthingidvssuperegovxlkcutefiancee
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    Beerhazejuskewitch
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Ids say the darndest things.

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    canadian_janeCVTBabyFussySaffaBluruguCseashellsSheila_Mac420northpacificKory_4d
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    favstar1000favsaleneparrTheBoshakeysandparrotsSamGrittnerMsTansytrueFavstar500Favs
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    I've had enough of your shit. Not sure why I accepted the previous shipments. Guess I figured, why not, free shit. But that's all over now.

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    Revpwrpot________missingblakesHormonellaretsoornorthpacificaleneparrHulaBabeeCseashells
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    Revpwrpot________CVTBabyandylipschutz____vxlkFavstar500FavsJeszherolynnbixenspanwhiskeyjack99
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    It's not about stars or followers. It's about sneaking into people's homes and rearranging their sock drawers.

    I know, surprised me too.

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    ImaFlyontheWallBluruguSheila_Mac420aleneparrCabbageNewsStingsleyMmeLaCroozElifcello
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    CVTBabyivanarexo________rdhadraadityaaomPeachyDiddles____hic_calixFavstar500Favs
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    We live in the information age. The big challenge is not raising awareness. The challenge is raising give-a-shit-ness.

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    retsoorKory_4dhic_calixaleneparrcutefianceeMmeLaCroozbawlergurldesmondalan
    • 6
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    snatchaweavecatjungleSnarkToastDeviousbyDesignGwogFavstar500Favs
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Maybe cows sound like that because their batteries are low.

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    theresa_laurenHormonellaSheila_Mac420hic_calixaleneparrKory_4dTheDLCBrendanRegan
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    snatchaweaveidvssuperegoBardOfEarthMmeLaCroozbobfoundthisanthonyrstevensnwtripfinderh_m_m
    Elifcelloamuirin
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Okay, I splurged a little and got a paper shredder but it's so going to be worth it not having to pay bills anymore.

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    snatchaweaveHormonellaBlurugualeneparranythingatoncederekasaurusRodrDanielaQuirozAndrea
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    bindrwinnebagelluismanuel136CVTBabyFavstar500Favsdogonawire
    CVTBabyMmeLaCrooz
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    I bet life was so much easier when serving size was simply how much of the kill you could stuff in your face before the hyenas showed up.

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    retsoorKory_4daleneparrCVTBabycutefianceeMmeLaCroozeverylilthingjefftminston
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    fmlsuxFavstar500Favs
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    I came here to share my love and make 80's songs get stuck in your head. And I'm all out of love.

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    jumpdasharkcanadasandranavanaxthejodiestwendykingsmithBananaDolphinNickCasaliniDaniLynn1024
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    awescarTierno158marebytesHormonellaNotTheTeenWitchidvssuperegonuclearcabbageDoom_Jedi
    Doom_Jedi
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Removing an incidental word from a classic is outrageous! Now please excuse me while I go to worship with the latest version of the Bible.

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    Kory_4daleneparrHulaBabeevxlkg0nestillamanjorongillmoreoinkflap
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    favstar_popFavstar500FavsSarcasmTutorlehornChavSueyYVRalexCroweJamMmeLaCrooz
    kattcalls________
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Of all the things that come out of our bodies babies are probably the most likely to be photographed.

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    CVTBabymuchovicioHormonellaSheila_Mac420Kory_4daleneparrcutefianceevxlk
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  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    "Why does it feel better to have my tongue in someone else's mouth?" -- and other things I don't ask my dentist anymore.

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    CVTBabyThatsAFakeLaugh__
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    The cat seems pretty concerned with hygiene for someone who never leaves the house.

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    HormonellaeverylilthingKory_4daleneparrJillFenderCVTBabycutefianceeMmeLaCrooz
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    amanjo
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    At some point, my grandmother stopped admiring how big I was getting.

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    MacKooliomuchovicioHormonellaeverylilthingKory_4dReelQuinncutefianceePonylope
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    snatchaweaveFavstar500FavsMmeLaCroozClaptomaanloafbroTheLaughBankdhilliard74
    jefftminstonamuirin
  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    That split second when you know you've dropped something heavy on your toe, but the pain hasn't yet reached your brain. Live there.

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    MacKoolioeverylilthingjoyyboyyyKory_4dhic_calixcutefianceeMmeLaCroozjefftminston
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  • HeyHosey
      Hosey @HeyHosey

    Tonight, I celebrate my love for you. Tomorrow, maybe some light calisthenics and Telemundo. I don't know. Don't crowd me.

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    chuckt808RayinCincy
@HeyHosey

@HeyHosey

James Brown and Marcel Proust, they're hugging, crying, talking softly on a park bench, holding hands. Joyous laughter, big surprised smiles.