Please don't spoil the big twist in "Star trek Into Darkness," which is later that night, audience members get murdered in their sleep.

The BIG event is the Brooklyn Triathlon: 8 miles running, 8 miles biking, 8 miles fighting to the death over an empty seat on the Q train.

Man, the brunch places are going to be JAMMED after the BK half marathon. I just hope someone remembers to take a picture of their meal!

Thank god for this half marathon. Finally, a reason for Brooklyn yuppies to tweet about, and take pictures of, themselves for a change.

Warrior needs sleep... badly.

How did it only just now occur to me to stage a 3-day hip-hop music festival called "Hoodstock"? #futuremillionaire

.@maggieserota Baz Luhrmann's "Unexpurgated Oxford English Dictionary in IMAX"

Hear the drummer get wicked!

It doesn't matter if I'm not @verified by @twitter, my parents can vouch for me.

Read about Don Draper backstory in the New Yorker. Apparently, he's Principal Skinner.

We found a cure! "@mandystadt: Lifted myself out of depression watching @heyitsliam movie:  http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00AHSFWSA/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1368749948&sr=8-1&pi=SL75 … pic.twitter.com/YuBjT53hUy"

I enjoyed @bazluhrmann's "#GatsbyMovie" as a whole far more than I enjoyed its protrayal of Jews specifically:  https://www.facebook.com/#!/RadioLiam/posts/10151397250956333 …

Hipsteriffic night out watching BAZ LUHRMANN'S Gatsby with @maggieserota and @kellyrosebud. Good times!

"Poor Leonardo, he always ends up in the water" - woman behind me after #gatsbymovie ended.

.@toddbarry I can still name my underground cockfighting pit "Rooster T. Feathers," right?

RIGHT NOW: Somewhere in the US, a shitty local band is naming themselves after Angelina Jolie's breasts.

CONFESSION: I'm a little bitter I was born decades before liking things like Doctor Who and epic fantasy was considered cool, not "weird."

ALRIGHT NERDS, I'M SORRY:
"This deal keeps getting worse and worse by the minute." - LANDO CALRISSIAN, temp recruiter
#internerds

"This deal keeps getting worse and worse by the minute." - Han Solo, temp recruiter

Cindy Adams gave my upcoming @unionhallny album recording for @astrecords a pretty amazing plug:  http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/cindy_adams/kerik_coming_home_RqeQ5DAQgUQH4HUKRAGh3M …