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There should also be a martial for preventing typos. (he said, as he fixed his tweet and re-posted it).
There should be a martial art for not dropping things or not bumping your shins on furniture. Something useful.
There should be a martial art for not dropping things or not bumping your shins of furniture. Something useful.
Too many people who look like indie music took human form.
My convenience store cheeseburger hurts.
Facing the day, one movie quote at a time.
If someone asks what your job is you could say "I'm an Emulsifier" and if they want details just say "I combine a little of this and that".
Anyone want to buy a tour bus with "The Fine Dance Department" written on it? I've overestimated how successful my dance troupe would be.
Do I believe in my dance troupe, The Fine Dance Department? Yes.
Was I optimistic to book a 40,000 seat arena for our 1st show? Hard to say
I got shampoo in my eye! Happy Thursday!
"Heartbeat" ambient noise sounds like I'm about to get murdered.
There was a motivation seminar in town at 8am today. I might have gone if it had started at midday.
Ladies, this is an important message from men. We were feigning interest everytime you tried to talk to us about scented candles. Sorry.
What's the difference between a Chola and a Chonga?