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Me: "Have I ever led you astray?"
*a lot of blinking*
Somebody just sang the "Happy Birthday" song to a baby. I'm going downstairs to enforce the copyright.
Join me on my quest to write "Quit bragging" on every single Facebook photo.
Twitter would like to use your current location. State troopers are heading toward you now. Stay where you are. [Allow] [Don't allow]
I was supposed to meditate with the words 'Peace Harmony Laughter Love' but it turned into 'Vodka Ewoks Tacos Beards.'
Thanks to emoji, the sight of an eggplant makes me three water droplet all over.
I've been trying to use the phrase "wet my beak" in every conversation.
bruce would never let this happen
i miss bruce
anyway bruce jenner, i am here for you
I'd give up my sense of smell to be able to dunk.
yes, my shoes are from Costco. NO, I'm not lying.
Pretty sure we'd all be ok if Rob Thomas and Santana didn't do anymore songs together.
One day I hope to have enough money so I can say "I don't own a DELL."
And mean it.
At this point, it would be quicker for me to list the shows I don't watch rather than the ones I do.
Yes, the rumours are true, I'm the woman with three boobs.
Having a great day on here.
Kris Jenner, drinking wine on her terrace without the lights on. She suddenly lets out a single, loud laugh, then quickly covers her mouth.
Psyche. I've done if before