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"Ride or die" seems like a pretty dramatic way to describe your friend who always agrees to brunch.
Clermont kids are dying at an alarming rate.
Drugs are super cool.
Used mint-infused floss, then touched my eye, so the revolution is postponed.
"Just be yourself" = "you are too far gone for advice to be effective"
Today's shower style: troubled cop.
Still afraid of:
Women who pull their ponytails through the back of their baseball caps
If we're honest, most of us should be glad life isn't fair.
Instead of criticizing dentists, we should be arming lions.
My laugh is very infectious, but luckily it's been nearly eradicated.
I just now figured out that all these Drake memes are from the singer.
He's the reason everyone is unhappy.
It's a slim fit shirt when you're standing and a murder weapon when you sit down.
The great thing about Xanax is how fa
Lip balm makes me happy.
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