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Walked out of No Country for Old Men because almost right off the bat there were old men in it. Come on guys, rookie screenwriting mistake.
He's a quarterback, she's someone from a show! One thing's for sure: their names are kinda similar. Peyton & Leighton, fall on CBS.
Congrats Leighton Meester!
It's so easy to be cynical, and that's just one of the many great things about being cynical.
I hate at parties when I forget someone's name or what my personality is.
Looking back at a shopping list. Something was autocorrected to "Bonnie." Oh well. I'll pick one up. Hope this Bonnie can cook.
I have the opposite problem of most pets: I don't think I'm people.
Oh this is the office potluck! Good crowd, I think I'll have the panic attack.
I think I'll build a pillow fort and ignore the world today.
About to test whether or not there's enough coffee in the world to motivate me today.
Young lady, it's 55 degrees and raining and you're dressed like some sort of sidewalk magician's assistant? Put on a damn jacket.
Hi, sorry to bother you two but I wondered if the lady could answer this poll question: have you noticed your man is a dork?
Oh Thursday, you're a rascal.
"When God closes a Door, he opens a window." Then I run around trying to high-five everyone at Jim Morrison's funeral.
Some guys can't pull off a baseball cap. Perplexing...
Every show I watch has commercials for rehab. Is someone trying to tell me something???
OMFingG I just saw a "tbt 2 weeks ago when we were married" - this one's gonna last forever. Riiiight.