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old lady behind me in the grocery store line (seemingly upset): "how does that coconut water taste? like coconut?"
me (very calmly): "yeah"
When Beyoncé gets cheated on she creates a masterpiece & forgives & heals when I get cheated on I just unfriend 'em on FB it's much easier
Trump 2016: We're Going To Be Doing Lots of Things
Donald Trump is like if Eric Cartman grew up and decided to become a human Cheesy Poof.
What? They brought back rainbow chip frosting?
I DEMAND A BIRTHDAY DO-OVER!
Siri, notify me to never cheat on Beyoncé
Think you're loved? Take your birthday off Facebook and see how many of your friends and family remember without that reminder.
A fun thing about getting older is that now my breathing sounds like rusty playground equipment when I'm drifting off to sleep.
I haven't seen my neighbor since I moved in, but these GoT characters are constantly running into each other in the woods.
It's a profitable time to be a Prince impersonator.
There are TWO guys in their 70s at this open mic. Both of them are shocked the other one is here. Scared/excited for their sets
Donald Trump's kids didn't register in time to vote in the New York primary.
Something tells me "the help" will get blamed for this.
Finding it pretty difficult to balance work and drinking 8 glasses of water a day.
Lip balm makes me happy.
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