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Me: "Nick Jonas tweeted me." Mum: "That's nice." Me: "I also almost got hit by a car." Mum: "Nick hit you with his car?" Me: "...yes."
My mum bought me a new duvet. I've been rolling around and making a 'shell' out of it like I'm some sort of snail or turtle. Why do I exist.
Being an Olympian looks like so much fun. Why am I such a lazy untalented shit :(
Chris Brown Is Our King? You have got to be fucking kidding me right now, Twitter.
I've decided that if I can't marry Ryan Gosling then I'm not getting married at all.
Jamming the fuck out to Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me by them Jo Bro's. Psht, who needs friends?
I JUST WROTE A 2000 WORD ESSAY IN LIKE AN HOUR. I NEED SLEEP AND COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME. AND A MONKEY WITH GLITTER. HELP.
My computer refuses to let me upload pictures. Fine. Be like that. Hope you like your new home outside my window.
My dog demanded to come in my room. I let her. She just farted. She's begging me to leave. I said no. Bitch should suffer with me.