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SPOILER: At the end of Les Mis, everyone tweets about it.
We all live in a YOLO submarine.
Yo mama's so fat she--Aw, who am I kidding, your mother has a lovely figure. I just don't like you very much :/.
Who's everyone's favorite Jonas? Mine is Salk.
"Well," she said, dusting off her hands, "Guess I finally got my...REVENGE!" —How I'd write the Revenge finale never having watched an ep.
"My 'aha' moment was when I realized that the only person who couldn't find me...was me." —Waldo's TED talk
What's everyone's favorite PSY song?
"Get off me, IKEA delivery man, I said One Nightstand!" is something that has happened maybe twice tops?
I'm engaged!!!!!! (In a Degrassi-related dispute on some whore's LiveJournal)
Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato
hey how is everyone. (Bieber tweeted that earlier and it got 39,000 retweets so worth a shot!)
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM OKAY." —Annie
DID YOU KNOW: "MTA" stands for "Stop Complaining How Else Are You Gonna Get To Work, A Cab? Lol You Can't Afford It."
I'm giving up for Lent.
My favorite way to meet a new person is to shake their hand and say, "How lifelike!"
Stars: They're Just Like Us! (Once they run out of usable hydrogen they become white dwarfs.)
Hey guys...auditioning for an a capella group. Should I bring my own cup?
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, but can you talk to your mom about this? I'm uncomfortable.
Yes, I played the titular character in Titanic. http://favstar.fm/users/HiMyNameSam