SPOILER: At the end of Les Mis, everyone tweets about it.

Hakuna Matata was the YOLO of our youth. #awonderfulphrase

We all live in a YOLO submarine.

Yo mama's so fat she--Aw, who am I kidding, your mother has a lovely figure. I just don't like you very much :/.

Who's everyone's favorite Jonas? Mine is Salk.

"Well," she said, dusting off her hands, "Guess I finally got my...REVENGE!" —How I'd write the Revenge finale never having watched an ep.

Call me a softy, but I always tear up during "A Streetcar Named Desire" when they finally settle on a name for the streetcar. #havenotreadit

"My 'aha' moment was when I realized that the only person who couldn't find me...was me." —Waldo's TED talk

What's everyone's favorite PSY song?

"Get off me, IKEA delivery man, I said One Nightstand!" is something that has happened maybe twice tops?

I'm engaged!!!!!! (In a Degrassi-related dispute on some whore's LiveJournal)

Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato

hey how is everyone. (Bieber tweeted that earlier and it got 39,000 retweets so worth a shot!)

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM OKAY." —Annie

DID YOU KNOW: "MTA" stands for "Stop Complaining How Else Are You Gonna Get To Work, A Cab? Lol You Can't Afford It."

I'm giving up for Lent.

My favorite way to meet a new person is to shake their hand and say, "How lifelike!"

Stars: They're Just Like Us! (Once they run out of usable hydrogen they become white dwarfs.)

Hey guys...auditioning for an a capella group. Should I bring my own cup?

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, but can you talk to your mom about this? I'm uncomfortable.