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girl look at that body. girl look at that body. girl look at that body. the coroner needs you to identify your dead dad.
Michael Cera kickflipping over a collection of dr. seuss books; his mom comes outside and yells bc he's not wearing elbow pads "but mooooom"
genesis 6:9 if you wear a really big cross/rosary and still do morally wrong things, its okay youre still going to heaven
i go down my news feed how i go down on girls: very rarely but when i do i do it for too long and regret it very much
im really really really gay
officer, i am sober as an OX *group of oxen stumbles across street, one pukes* frick
jackie arvay asked me to sleep over, should i run
your stare was holdin, ripped jeans, skin was showin; no i wont give you money oakland homeless person
black friday shopping. im gonna fight a mom for a lego set and hopefully get maced afterwards
i miss the frat's; i miss the dirty grindeing; i miss the sweaty slut's; i miss the drunken chanting; i miss the pee filled sink's; i miss t
i hope people that say upitt never actually go to pitt