girl look at that body. girl look at that body. girl look at that body. the coroner needs you to identify your dead dad.

Michael Cera kickflipping over a collection of dr. seuss books; his mom comes outside and yells bc he's not wearing elbow pads "but mooooom"

genesis 6:9 if you wear a really big cross/rosary and still do morally wrong things, its okay youre still going to heaven

#4WordsAftaSex see you in church

oh goodness #prayforboston is trending, that will help the doctors do their jobs a lot better

i go down my news feed how i go down on girls: very rarely but when i do i do it for too long and regret it very much

im really really really gay

#askDorito whats it like being confused with the doritos brand, and do you come in cool ranch

officer, i am sober as an OX *group of oxen stumbles across street, one pukes* frick

#nationalboyfriendday pic.twitter.com/YOf6nDlwgI

jackie arvay asked me to sleep over, should i run

your stare was holdin, ripped jeans, skin was showin; no i wont give you money oakland homeless person

why is #wvu trending hahahahahah theyre not trendy at all #cousinfckers

ugh im so mad that i have to get up at 11 am for my macaroni art final tomorrow ugh #singlewhitegirlprobs #sororityprobs #nonengineerprobs

black friday shopping. im gonna fight a mom for a lego set and hopefully get maced afterwards

i miss the frat's; i miss the dirty grindeing; i miss the sweaty slut's; i miss the drunken chanting; i miss the pee filled sink's; i miss t

if @buzzfeed does not hire @dads_secret he will put me up for adoption, please do not let him do this i love my da d

hey dad @dads_secret and @ylti pic.twitter.com/tL18V0ufKx

#5PainfulThings
1 justin bieber smoking weed
2 justin bieber hiting selena
3 justin bieber hateing fans
4. justin bieber crying
5 justin bie

i hope people that say upitt never actually go to pitt