Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm going home to prepare dinner while my girlfriend goes to a scotch tasting evening... Whichever universe I've landed in: I don't like it.
FACT: 30% of AFL fans are actually dyslexics trying to watch Alf.
Just got paid by work, & the ATO. Never had so much money! In other news, a local writer is set to consume more lunch than King Henry VIII
People don't drink drive people, cars drink drive people... cars... drink... fuck you.
It's safe to assume that my death will have something to do with booze, motorcycles; or an Asian woman with a golf umbrella.
The dude abides.
Yasi loop: http://www.goes.noaa.gov/sohemi/sohemiloops/shirgmscol.html (thanks to Dan Hewes) #yasi
Trying to start the new year on a sober note... am now drinking all the booze in the house... beer and whiskey done, cointreau not so easy.
Whether you light a kinara, or the menorah; praise Jesus, or a golden calf; I wish every one of you marvelous cunts a fabulous silly season.
Why block my emails? Who cares if a company server cops the odd "arsehole" "prick" or "fucker?" This industry's built on such words/people.
I have to stop saying "YES" all the fucking time... just transferred $610 to various people for concert tickets... fafucksake...
What's the collective noun for a bunch of suits? (And don't say BUNCH)
The evil office attacks from every corner, but the warm winds reek of freedom! This time tomorrow, I’ll be up the coast and out of my mind
I'm noticing a direct correlation between my years on this earth and the hours required to push through a hangover.
I am going to do horrible things to this pretty weekend, loud, angry, brilliant things - things that only the Catholic Church would condone.