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Please god tell me he's too drunk or too tired to notice (T.T)
Lebanese people flirt a lot, I just want my food I'm starving.
I'm feeling super sonic , give me a gin and tonic.
Give me the god damn benefit of the doubt!
What's with everyone on twitter becoming a wise ass this morning, I feel like I'm reading an illustrated copy of the art of war.
I've drunken so many redbull shots in the past few days I can feel my body yearning for relief.
Marriage : on s'enlace puis on s'en lasse. We hug then we get sick of each other.
If I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bullets.
I said I'd marry you but I'm engaged to life.
My ugly stalker has hot friends, fuck I shouldn't have ignored him!!!
Why am I discussing my menstrual cycle with the whole family?
Karma I deserve you.
If this guy doesn't stop tapping I'll smash my phone on his head :@