@stevemcqueef @juansalton @optimisticdoom @jayelem00 @osno13 @maccapone LMFAO I'm black and this convo is still funny

Please god tell me he's too drunk or too tired to notice (T.T)

His right hand is his gf for the night, so if you want an online creepy chat with him in action #Ff @frankcurtisb

Lebanese people flirt a lot, I just want my food I'm starving.

I'm feeling super sonic , give me a gin and tonic.

Give me the god damn benefit of the doubt!

“@frankcurtisb: Even girls are smart enough to not trust other girls.

Let that be a lesson to you.”

What's with everyone on twitter becoming a wise ass this morning, I feel like I'm reading an illustrated copy of the art of war.

I can see his facial pubes are starting to grow back, let's all take a moment to celebrate him reaching puberty @frankcurtisb #FF

I've drunken so many redbull shots in the past few days I can feel my body yearning for relief.

Marriage : on s'enlace puis on s'en lasse. We hug then we get sick of each other.

If I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bullets.

I said I'd marry you but I'm engaged to life.

My ugly stalker has hot friends, fuck I shouldn't have ignored him!!!

Because his face has more hair than Borat's whole body, #FF @frankcurtisb

You don't take @frankcurtisb to church without a fire extinguisher , he might burst into flames.

Why am I discussing my menstrual cycle with the whole family?

Soul-less creature.

Karma I deserve you.

If this guy doesn't stop tapping I'll smash my phone on his head :@