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There's nothing about a Volcano Double Beef Burrito that sounds appetizing, except the Volcano, Double-Beef...and Burrito part.
Just watched Zombieland and decided to put together my own survival guide list, so far I have: twinkies. I fucking love twinkies.
There's 6 construction workers standing at a hole and only one is digging. I think at least two should be able to go home, with me.
"Mom you failed me again, where's the hotdogs?" I have successfully brought parental expectations to an all time low.
Damn it I just bought these pantyhose and I've already ripped a hole right through the crotch. Don't ask.
I'm only 18 years older than my son which means all his friends are only 18 years younger than me. Woot!
Yummy, makes me giggle, blush, and still knocks me off my feet the next morning. Wine, you wonderful fuck.
I guess I have to go out irl tomorrow. If I die, please tell them I only walked among them for tweet material. Thx.
Just for shits & giggles one day I'm gonna tweet blast 50 in a row and burn a vibrating hole in the pocket of anyone who has my updates sms.
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