Paul Ryan puts on Rage Against the Machine and imagines Zach De La Rocha fighting against Socialism and Big Govt and Paul Ryan is Pumped Up

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dick joke cancer

i love that i'm in a point in my life where i can walk into a bar and shout "rack'em" and girls will still give me their numbers

what champions look like pic.twitter.com/4G8Vful0

seriously who the fuck thought of scrappy-doo that guy is the worst

its fun to imagine the rnc as like one giant heel promo for the wwe

imagine billy mays as the pitchman for the dictatorship of the proletariat

lacanian perspectives on being hear to jack my dick : a feminist view

@llake09 getting her birthday on pic.twitter.com/wp6n6YgkC0

"sex is when you take all your emotional hangups and psychological issues and express them through a naked dance" - smitz

Ghost teens in jorts hollering at wasps

locked out of my facebook account yet notifications are still getting pushed to my phone. obv my account isn't unavailable, what gives zucks

In true USA style @trevronholm condemns Cuba while giving a report on his committee #ArrowheadMUN2013

I'm at an academic conference and apparently they like to put on LMFAO for the soundtrack to the 7:30 breakfast

Got to bash someone's head against brick and glass so I guess I had a good valentines day

@americanl0ve that is what a decepticon would do

really upset to find out that ebay banned the sale of potions, spells and curses a few months back

recreating the osama bin laden raid using a bunch of pugs in costume. in honor of our fallen.

ditch the boyFiend and step into my old model toyota i huffed as i sheathed my katana. she'll call. i left my number on the burrito wrapper