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  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    The day I go bald is the day seven billion people die

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    jkramblesJeanM617thetearoomsThatGabigirlweenaTrainedHedonistlexidextriousharrison_holt_
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    If anyone thinks it's weird I have sex with my dinner before I eat it I don't want to hear it, I get enough shit about it from my parents

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    jkramblesJeanM617ThatGabiMomfiaDON4LDDrBoozenit.girlweena
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    For the record I don't care at all when other people make spelling errors (on twitter) but I hate it when I manage to do it

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    ThatGabiNikHimselfletsdancebitchslatrimble29JeanM617
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    JeanM617
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    I don't care what fucking day it is, waking up next to this dude is better than any bullshit holiday http://twitpic.com/3jfcm8

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    JeanM617ThatGabinim_namsHojanglesracheldory
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    Hojangles
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    I hate people that describe themselves as random, you are not random you are very specific.. you are specifically an idiot

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    ThatGabiJeanM617Momfiavivalacraplu_bishlexidextrious
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    Can't a Bipolar guy tell a joke around here? Shit.. Fuck off negativity, fuck off into the past where you belong

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    TheBlevetwoJeanM617racheldoryWriteWendy
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    WriteWendy
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    If swimming for an hour taught me anything, it's that my lungs are fucked

    • 5
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    ThatGabiJeanM617TrainedHedonistanjeanettecjkrambles
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    The documentaires the BBC churns out are one of the few things left that make me proud to be British

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    JeanM617ThatGabiMomfiagirlweenaAphrodyke
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    I'm going to church this Sunday because I love hearing people talk about things they know nothing about

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    ThatGabiJeanM617girlweenajkrambles
  • Hojeans
    • 1
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    sharpieblamer
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    sharpieblamerPaintthingsOlliePiper
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    The incredibly beautiful and extraordinary planet we live on is full of wonders you will never get to appreciate if you are blinded by faith

    • 1
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    crismess
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    _TheKarl_maddoxhardcoreDeanosM
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    When I tweet about masturbating I'm not actually doing it.. When I go dark for 20 minutes, that's when you know

    • 1
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    maddoxhardcore
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    • RETWEETS
    TheMrJDpsionicdreamsmaddoxhardcore
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    Show me a rare steak with grilled tomatoes, asparagus and mushrooms.. Oh, my Dad is cooking that RIGHT NOW

    • 3
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    FilthyRichmondcfishingjkrambles
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    This game is amazing, just like every other Rockstar game.. EVER, even State of Emergency was the shit in my eyes

    • 3
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    JeanM617TequilaTearsjkrambles
  • Hojeans
     
    Hojeans @Hojeans

    @naaah_gem NO, I'M A HORRIBLE IGNORANT RACIST AND I WANT TO HURT SOME PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE DIFFERENT

    • 1
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    sharpieblamer
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    meghahansharpieblamer
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    Since when were fake tits, fake teeth, fake tan and too much make up attractive? Natural beauty wins every time

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    JeanM617jkrambles
    • 1
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    BBManik
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    Marijuana you were standing in my way far too long you horrible, destructive.. beautiful..... heavenly........RELAPSE

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    Jalawsonssharpieblamer
    • 1
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    sharpieblamer
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    Help me get to 500 today and those who do.. get naked pictures of me

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    jkrambles
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    GoodPepsPaintthings
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    WOMEN OF ESSEX, I'M HORNY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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    TheCrazyMomma
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    benpasaribuBBManik
  • Hojeans
      Hojeans @Hojeans

    Women say that men can't multi task, well I'd like to see a woman masturbate and cook a pasta carbonara is all I'm saying

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    ThatGabiLe_Coq_LaissezBelvAndBourb
@Hojeans

@Hojeans

Don't you dare even consider following me if all you want is me to follow you back.. I am too good at tweeting for someone like you