"@dwayne_ajax: Lmaooo RT @_lionezz: For all MTN users, "Can you hear me?" is the new 'hello'."

Lool "@sosleek: LOOOOOOOOL "@dikachi_ca: Whenever we were asked to line up according to our heights . No one ever stood in front of me .""

"@quotingjokes: Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"@preciouxgunner: #WelcomeToTwitter, Please Have A Seat, A Mentally Deranged Person Will Be With You Shortly."

"@ozthecreator: LOL, please, can we talk about how your FG claims to have spent ₦2.2bn on its Olympics team?"

"@cooproton: I'm not saying you're dumb...I'm just saying you have bad luck when you're thinking"

RT @mr_popular: Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew. #BMB

Yes naw. Phone sex RT @omo_harkin: so @hollarmeeday in lagos had sex with @fortifiedhart in akure this morning.... technology don go gan o

*sigh* "@fortifiedhart: Bitch don't kill my vibe"

:| "@omooba_says: Lol RT @fortifiedhart: Pele RT "@hollarmeeday: Its anoyn (˘̯˘ ) "FortifiedHart: Something bout this new T4BB..."

Noted! "@sosleek: Even if you have to say NO, be nice. Its not easy for a man to tell you how he feels about you."

"@xstrology: #Virgo's are intelligent and creative."

:( "@drakee_ymcmb: Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes, you're just an option when they're bored."

(˘̯˘ ) "@am_delly: Girls that use Pushup Bras are going to Hell... The bible says 'thou shall not lie'."

!!!!!! "@mistaalinco: My weekends don't even feel like weekends anymore"

#rolling "@preciouxgunner: STFU!!! IDIOT, Scallywag RT @uberfacts: 1 out of every 4 teenage girls have an STD."

"@sosleek: Quit complaining bout your BF on twitter. He obviously doesn't give a fuck, why should we?"

*rolling* "@louixiv: Lmao! RT @finestbaba: If ur dad or Mum works wif MTN,I dnt wana place a curse on ur family buh it won't be wel"

16 :| "@mozzilagod: How old are you?"

:| RT @whizzking: Hehehe...Ash wednesday *coughs*