I believe in gay marriage...just not so sure I believe in me getting married.

RT if you are tired of people telling you to RT shitty tweets.

Don't be greedy RT your followers.

I want a lady in the streets who calls me Daddy in the sheets.

What does nutella taste like? http://t.co/zceeBi8l

It's hard not to insult people here.

That awkward moment when you are listening to a song and you start playing with your nipples and realise you are still on the train.

Going home to an empty house but with a full heart, and that's what makes all the difference in the world.

You know what's great about a genuine person? Everything.

I shake with my masturbation hand.

"Thick girls are made for cuddling"

Hello new followers! I tweet and RT a lot because cunt.

Well, I could sit here naked all day but I must get dressed and make the pennies.

I will not compete for attention, I am far too valuable a human being for that.

I will always choose dressing for comfort over style.

That's odd. This cocaine smells like $20 bills.

So easy.... pic.twitter.com/icva7ylebf

I can't lie when a popular favstar member faves one of my tweets, my nipples get hard.

Friday #Shoutout @douchydoclove, @rockingrrlz, @staykatuned, @kneenipple, @jtb666, @hadening, @safari_ht

The devil tricked people into thinking he doesn't exist? I trick people everyday where I work into thinking I actually give a fuck.