The last thing I need to be doing is worrying about your stupid fucking ass.

You're vegan so you probably fart a lot and your ass probably stinks like shit all the time.

I love how fucked up you are but sometimes it's exhausting and I want to stab you in the face.

I hate how you expect me to drop everything for you, and I do it every time cuz I'm a fuckin idiot.

I always carry a 14 inch kitchen knife in my purse cuz you never know when shit's gonna go down.

I don't think we should hang out cuz I might fuck around and accidentally stab you to death.

No I don't wanna go out with you, you video game playing piece of shit.

I don't know and I don't care.

My life is full of fun and exciting things that you'd never understand cuz you fucking suck.

I'm the kind of disaster your pathetic little life has been waiting for.

I don't think about you nearly as much as you think I do.

Now you're just being stupid on purpose.

You can just fucking ignore me for days I don't care I got shit to do anyways.

You make life miserable, that's why fucked up shit always happens to you.

You sure know how to fuck up a good thing.

thanks! @pussy_wrecker

If you're sad and lonely it's probably because you're a fuckin asshole.

Remember that one time I trusted you and then you fucked me over.. yeah that was fun.

I stole something from you but you can't tell cuz you're such a fucking hoarder.

Being loved by you is the most suffocating feeling I've ever fucking felt.