A beautiful day on St. Margaret's Bay with the twins: pic.twitter.com/2rCKmYHhhE

I don't care that they're pink. I'm getting a pair:  http://i.imgur.com/R8c93LT.jpg 

Good grill marks improve flavour by up to 23%: #grilling pic.twitter.com/D79KRNyCI5

Is there a name for the kind of pathetic when song you were blasting in car on way to grocery store is playing *in* the grocery store?

Is there hollandaise soup? There should be...

@missdra MetroTransit was *this* close to going with "Smell it on the bus" for their new campaign!

Wil Wheaton, fucking Wil Wheaton:  http://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/1eem1j/how_does_it_feel_wil_wheaton/ca03org?context=3 … #wow

Thank you, @hfxlibrarian!  http://www.halifaxpubliclibraries.ca/about/news/whatsup/top-5-changes-to-fines.html …

I was just thinking, can there ever be a bag of dicks SO big that even Senator Mike Duffy shouldn't be eating it right now? #philosophy

@mightyzo Thank you.

Made the right decision to have our beloved Abby euthanized tonight; held it together. Telling our 6yo? Bawling my eyes out.

To high school students today, talking about the 1st Gulf War is like people talking about Vietnam when I was in high school... 0_o

Coming home and waking your workstation to an Adobe dialogue saying "Update Successful - OK" is like waking up next to a Kardashian.

.@astro_jeremy Nope, obviously a "World Government" conspiracy to cover up "black sooty" alien mind control spores... @curly_mcgee

@ms__ginger Sept. 2009 - user 78,698,772

Did Rob Ford just choke to death on a footlong? Cuz that'd make it not a total loss for Toronto...

Boston wanted it more.

Man, I'm guessing acid reflux would really, really, suck in space.

Please someone tell @cmdr_hadfield that Toronto is up 1 on a power play.

I like this Russian engineer's sassy attitude! #ISS