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  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Anyone know how to remove melted barbie corvette from the dishwasher?

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    kamweru_eshurneurbustaBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MissBee73RHOBluemont
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    krautgrrlBoleyngirlyRamblingMachine__SIPgirl__Ms_Moneypenny_favstar1000favsmegbada__________LordCousinJohn
    jeff_ratfamily____Out_The_Back
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Wife just sent a text saying U better come upstairs if you want some. I'm not falling for that trap we're not allowed to have food upstairs.

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    eshurneInbredComaledfloydianurbustaFGsPlayThingTemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDance
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    urbustaFGsPlayThingiammaylynnTuna_Lovernatenow55AnitaAlibi_Ms_Moneypenny_SlipCarefully
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    If you haven't woke up on the kitchen floor using the pizza box as a pillow. Then you need to vacation with me.

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    eshurneFGsPlayThingSouthrnDelovely__TemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__mustangmojoBuzzquotesImaFlyontheWall
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    FGsPlayThinghojojutsuCelticMoonDanceallforandrea______PizzaAddict______dgphotos__________Favstar500Favsdeb_collinsgru
    CanadianCyn
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    What am I doing wrong?

    I put my business card inside Vibrators at Walmart and not one call back?

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    eshurneTemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________vajjiefbabyRaging_ZombieRamblingMachine__
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    Tuna_LoverBad_motorboater__EhhBartt__________lunasgarden_Cuddleboobies____HeatherLuvsYouvince_vs_shark_LUMP
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    My safe word?!
    Hmmmm, I’m not the one tied to the bed lil girl.

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    angellgurllunasgarden_TemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________YourFavMexi_Cansoul_occupance
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    lunasgarden_soul_occupanceMissBee73iammaylynn_pearl_southernPapiVixenpythgrs____Favstar500Favs
    maddyalou________
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Not sure why I have typos, 15years of school & 7 years of college. I should be able to do more then make a pipe out of ANYTHING.

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    CourtneyAskurbustaTemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MytwoscentzTheCiscoKidder
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    urbustaiammaylynnMama_in_heels____stellasev7169Favstar500FavsLisa_Laughs_danithegeekgirl__Bad_motorboater__
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Things I have learned from Twitter
    Fuck like its UR last fuck
    Pull her hair harder
    Never tell her to CALM Down
    Say U Love her everyday

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    BeautifulVixen1__FGsPlayThingswtlyevilmustangmojolisajolene71shamsiruheCelticMoonDancemaddyalou________
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    FGsPlayThingCharmingSonsRplisajolene71shamsiruheCelticMoonDanceswonthspNBlaisdalepuffin7911________
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Remember when holding hands was enough for a BJ?
    Now its,EAT ME 1st,spank my ass,pull my hair,go wash that thing while you go get more wine.

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    l_moy1720BeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MissBee73Raging_ZombielamaspicosaHuwLayton
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    l_moy1720BeautifulVixen1__iammaylynnFavstar_NSFWAlexanderR75___Ms_Moneypenny_JessiCanadianlunasgarden_
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    I go deep with my tongue, making sure to get all sides, even using tools. Not caring that my face gets messy

    **Me licking the brownie bowl.

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    FGsPlayThingBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________RHOBluemontvajjiefbabyRaging_Zombiemishakey
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    FGsPlayThingpuffin7911________SIPgirl_Favstar500FavsGimpySunshine____mama_dealer______Nessa_the_NinjaFriskyCowboy______
    Psyche2YourEros__
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    This driving with out typos shit is hard.

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    zuzustoneurbustaFGsPlayThingSouthrnDelovely__TemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________
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    zuzustoneurbustaFGsPlayThingFavstar500Favsmegbada__________Cuddleboobies____HeatherLuvsYoumaria_pascall
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Things I say b4 drinking self 2 sleep

    Twitter success has nothing 2 do with follower #s

    I'm pretty.

    Wish I had Tits.

    Y hasn't she RT

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    FGsPlayThingCelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MissBee73Raging_ZombieRamblingMachine__SableFlare________SlipCarefully
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    FGsPlayThingFavstar_NSFWmegbada__________Mi_SSbehaved__JessiCanadianlunasgarden_Tinkbl67HeatherLuvsYou
    HeatherLuvsYou
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Remember wearing ur cowboy hat, boots & riding the couch arm like it was a horse while watching the westerns?

    I still do but without pants

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    LeMay666FGsPlayThingBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MissBee73vajjiefbabyRaging_Zombie
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    LeMay666FGsPlayThingFavstar500FavsSIPgirl_SableFlare________Bad_motorboater__Major_Glory504HeatherLuvsYou
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    If you have never jumped out a 2nd story window when the pizza guy knocks on the door, you weren’t smoking what I was in college.

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    LeMay666FGsPlayThingSouthrnDelovely__TemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancetiffanygracefulpuffin7911________
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    FGsPlayThingFavstar500FavsvajjiefbabySableFlare________JessiCanadianVisceralMelfunnyhamsterhatLisa_Laughs_
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Sometimes a Princess needs a good slap on the ass, just so she remembers who the King is!

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    mcfreakshowDirty_IdeaRobertKH238FGsPlayThingBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MissBee73
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    lunasgarden_FGsPlayThingEVILnSHITzolosoldierpuffin7911________SIPgirl_BornAndRaisedKYxoxoPnkPrincess
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    I'm huge with the insomniacs! Those fuckers star anyone at 3am.

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    FGsPlayThingTemiMartinBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancepuffin7911________MissBee73judetxRaging_Zombie
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    FGsPlayThingBad_motorboater__Favstar_NSFWdgphotos__________lunasgarden_Cuddleboobies____AKATripleemceej
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    The youngest brought in my cell charger. She's getting a pony for Christmas!

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    OhioLukemcfreakshowFGsPlayThingBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDanceRaging_ZombieRamblingMachine__SableFlare________
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    Favstar500FavsFGsPlayThingBad_motorboater__SIPgirl_lunasgarden_Cuddleboobies____NotTrill__________Lisa_Laughs_
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Guy at work took credit for my idea.
    I'm dragging his pens through my ass crack. That's how I say FUCK YOU without HR Intervention.

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    LeMay666TheDudesAbidingFormerGrunt______FGsPlayThingBeautifulVixen1__CelticMoonDancevajjiefbabyRaging_Zombie
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    LeMay666TheDudesAbidingFavstar_NSFWFormerGrunt______FGsPlayThingSableFlare________Bad_motorboater__lunasgarden_
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Paid an extra 25K on our house so we could live in the 10 mile delivery zone of the liquor store. Live by the code!

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    FGsPlayThingpuffin7911________raydauphinaisstellasev7169Cuddleboobies____iheartguntsBad_motorboater__NymphoFor________
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    I could spend hours in the liquor store dreaming.

    ~ If it wasn’t for the morning shakes

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    FGsPlayThingSIPgirl_lunasgarden_Bad_motorboater__favstar_popPsyche2YourEros__FierceMessTinkbl67
  • HornyDrunkBob
      JustDrunkBob @HornyDrunkBob

    Office gal connected all of my paper clips together in my desk is that code she wants me to fuck her till she can't walk or just being silly

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    Bad_motorboater__lunasgarden_jennipurr77Freddy_MashLisa_Laughs_
@HornyDrunkBob

@HornyDrunkBob

Bad Ass Scooter rider (Jumped a curb once) I drink & RT a lot. Just here for laughs & smiles.