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Some people think French kissing is no big deal. It s just like a regular kiss, but with a little added tongue-action.


That s dead wrong.

We all agree, no one looks cool

Crying is great exercise

"This is not acceptable!" I screamed as Kathy drowned

Worms – oh my god WORMS

Why putting on clothes "to get laid" is counterproductive and stupid.

Ask your dumbass friends if they know of a reputable artist.

Is the dance floor calling? No

Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people

Who Else Wants To Become A Golf Ball

Their negativity only served to push me deeper into the realms of soap making.

Becoming a bounty hunter is not easy but I am here

I don t know about you, but I sure as heck don t want to look like a strange dude

(using fingers to indicate triangular shape) SMELL SMELL SMELL GOOD NEW NEW NEW slice drink MATCH SPARKLER (thrown in air) STARS STARS STARS

You re About To Discover A Career Opportunity Where You Will NEVER Be Laid

we shall and we will and we will and we shall and we do and we care and we live and we love and we care and we shall and we care and we

Sorry,. I didn t mean to scare you, but nobody promised this would be easy. THERE IS NO. SUCH THING AS EASY