Youd make the cut, probs RT @jking002: I wonder whose twitter top 8 I would make it in? #MySpace

My balls RT @jayyyrrr: Are there any summer college soccer leagues in Pittsburgh?

"Welcome to Georgia: Home of the 1995 World Series Champions" lol

Wow, your social media is awful RT @papajohns: Who’s it gonna be? Bruins or Penguins? Tell us! #NHL #Bruins #Penguins

#RAISEIT #Cole45

Yep. Not even because i just like the pirates. RT @jking002: @hossmanwc tell me you have Marte and McCutchen with Cole too?

Since Gerrit Cole came up, my fantasy rotation became much better. Even if he does only have one k.

Only if you hate trashy old biker women swilling cheap beer RT @mjportash: Dear Johnstown people. Thunder In The Valley is just the worst

@jking002 @rickydeblasio01 real judges, yes. But it's not real court. It's binding arbitration.

@patmuldowney a guy can dream

Who cleans a loaded gun? That's why there should be mandatory safety courses before buying a gun. A licensing system, like cars

The guy whos inside may be RT @msanserino: One of many beefs with the Home Depot "Tool Race" at Turner Field: A paint bucket is not a tool.

Fuck the dog shit Ryan Braun. #teamsheikie

.@tha_greatone great success? Are you talking about the same Neil walker? He's a joke. He would be a bench player anywhere else.

Is it patronizing to you that you have no discernible ability or skill but are only on this team because youre from Pittsburgh? #BucsTuesday

Fuck you and your shitty radio commercial @biertempfeltrib

@patmuldowney that's half the battle. Enjoying the game with your club.

There needs to be a site that just posts bat flip gifs

Same with pissing outside. #themoreyouknow RT @jking002: Note to self-when spray painting outside spray with the wind not against it

@erinscafe it's easy. All numbers and shading.