"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you fucking slut go buy a blanket.

LMFAO RT “@wishingkidrauhl: Friend: Is there anything hotter than Justin Bieber? You: Yes. Friend: What? You: Justin Bieber.... Naked.”

LMFAO TRU RT “@dailykidrauhl
Swifties: http://t.co/TF5HtX6H
Lovatics: http://t.co/XaD1iwfu
Beliebers: http://t.co/q7turESh
LOL THIS EXACTLY”

Everyone's making statuses like there's no tomorrow.

Are you always this stupid or are you putting in an extra effort today?!

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think,

'I'd tap that.'

LMFAO RT “@dailykidrauhl: LOOOOL SOMEBODY CONGRATULATED SCOOTER FOR BEING RTED BY JUSTIN. LOOOL. Just stop before I cry of laughter.”

HIGH CLASS-ASS RT “@wishingkidrauhl http://t.co/Q87XmMT
http://t.co/XXHDMKWb
http://t.co/KvEc0ITU http://t.co/qbczfXPR http://t.co/C7IDUXAT

RT “@wishingkidrauhl: This Fanbase. http://t.co/XtRKOMlT." LOL

xD RT “@wishingkidrauhl: Justin RETWEETED Niall http://t.co/J6Afjs34 http://t.co/WNTECs1L http://t.co/S2ioKhp9 http://t.co/6gT8m2n8 lol”

You know you're Australian when you know who @declansykes is

RT!!!!! - “@cody4president: CODY AND JUSTIN MIGHT BE DOING A SONG NEXT YEAR, THERE PLANNING IT, OMGGGGG.”

I LOVE @ibieberscouture's #BIEBERFACT tweets .. They're #epic

💝🎁🎉🎈🎄🎅 THERE'S ONLY TWELVE SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMASSSSSS!!!!! #xmas #GetExcited 🎅🎄🎈🎉🎁💝

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Need an ark? .. I Noah guy :P http://t.co/DZYjLMQg

(Q) - whats hairy on the outside and moist on the inside. Starts with a C and ends in a T ;)?? ...

(A) - coconut

could stare at @everrafterr's twitcon all day!!

ⅈ ∆ℳ ℬȭཞعƊ

I thought I changed my twitcon heaps, but nothing beats the amount of times @donialuvsu changes hers haha. Her eyes are so :O!! Love them :)