Getting more emo, my latest @xojanedotcom post is up. It's about where I am 2 months after my mom's death -  http://www.xojane.com/family/it-was-the-end-of-the-world-as-i-know-it-and-im-trying-to-figure-out-why-i-feel-fine …

The worst thing about the GIRLS @xojanedotcom reference was that the suggested posts were so hack. Threesomes and coke? Puh-lease, so 2011.

If you have ever left a comment suggesting a writer needs to read THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE because they made a simple typo, you are a monster.

I will say this about conspiracy theorists--their faith in the competence of others is almost inspirational.

If just one young person thinks social media is uncool because I'm on it, then all of this will have been worth it.

.@mandystadt's dad understands what assault weapons can do. People need to listen. Another amazing post.  http://www.xojane.com/issues/daughter-of-marine-shot-by-assault-weapon-supports-congress-ban-after-sandy-hook-massacre …

This morning I wrote about how the "Cult of @xojanedotcom" got me through the worst days of my life. It just went up -  http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-the-cult-of-xojane-helped-get-me-through-the-worst-days-of-my-life …

.@xojanedotcom I hope the president is listening to "Eye of the Tiger" right now.

.@mandystadt is still standing after her #LegitimateRape. A truly amazing @xojanedotcom post - http://t.co/Qwpx3ShY

I'm watching PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW, the only serial killer comedy written by the guy who created STAR TREK.

Guys, quiet. I'm trying to be sexy and mysterious.

I'd totally rage against the capitalist corporate machine if I didn't think it would negatively effect my earning potential.

Hey everyone! Today is Literally Thursday, where we all literally use the world literally until it literally loses all meaning!

GREASE II > Cure for Polio > Internal Combustion Engine > Dr. Pepper > The Collected Works of William Shakespeare

GREASE II > GREASE > THE GODFATHER

Just realized the central question of Cher's "Believe" implies that people should be euthanized after a relationship ends.

My trial account is set! “@xojanedotcom: tune to @janeradio on @siriusxm 107 from 11-1. Feat. @mandystadt @corynnes @52stations and others”

Dear White Men Who Are Going To Vote For Romney,

Please stop making us look like assholes.

Yours Sincerely,

Canadian White Guy

"I hate needy people who retweet compliments." - A needy person who never gets any compliments.

In the future I'm going to try @mandystadt's tips for asking out women, instead of just pushing them on the playground  http://www.xojane.com/sex/how-to-ask-out-a-woman-if-you-really-like-her-and-also-how-to-f-the-s-out-of-her-brains …