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Gay marriage has been legal in Canada for 10 years. Fucking pets is still frowned upon.
Getting more emo, my latest @xojanedotcom post is up. It's about where I am 2 months after my mom's death - http://www.xojane.com/family/it-was-the-end-of-the-world-as-i-know-it-and-im-trying-to-figure-out-why-i-feel-fine …
Missed Connection: Me and my six brothers kept you safe from your wicked stepmother, the Queen. I was the bald one who never talked.
If you have ever left a comment suggesting a writer needs to read THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE because they made a simple typo, you are a monster.
Even if you have no intention of answering you really have to read @thewoodenslurpy's post bc it is so goddamn funny http://goodmenproject.com/the-question-is/the-question-is-would-you-prefer-dying-forgotten-but-rich-almo/ …
This whole time I've been assuming people who are "polyamorous" were just really into fucking things made out of plastic.
I wrote http://www.xojane.com/family/it-was-the-end-of-the-world-as-i-know-it-and-im-trying-to-figure-out-why-i-feel-fine … for @xojanedotcom 3 months after my mom died. 9 months later I've written this - http://goodmenproject.com/the-question-is/the-question-is-how-am-i-one-year-after-my-mother-died-almo/ …
Let's start talking about who's going to play @charlottelaws in the movie based on this amazing @xojanedotcom post! - http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/charlotte-laws-hunter-moore-erin-brockovich-revenge-porn …
I've been followed and unfollowed by the same mediocre sushi restaurant four times this year. Is the account run by the dude from MEMENTO?
"Do I LOOK like someone who would get his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner?"
"Dude, I just asked if you wanted fries with that."
I will say this about conspiracy theorists--their faith in the competence of others is almost inspirational.
If just one young person thinks social media is uncool because I'm on it, then all of this will have been worth it.
.@mandystadt's dad understands what assault weapons can do. People need to listen. Another amazing post. http://www.xojane.com/issues/daughter-of-marine-shot-by-assault-weapon-supports-congress-ban-after-sandy-hook-massacre …
This morning I wrote about how the "Cult of @xojanedotcom" got me through the worst days of my life. It just went up - http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-the-cult-of-xojane-helped-get-me-through-the-worst-days-of-my-life …
I'm watching PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW, the only serial killer comedy written by the guy who created STAR TREK.
Everything you need to know about me can be summed up with this: I've seen CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC* more times than CITIZEN KANE. *Not an endorsement