Sums it up. RT @buzzfeedjack: OH GOD. The best photo of the debate tonight, by far. http://t.co/xiueIHvG

RT @mamaspohr: Scary RT: @shelbywhite: If Joe Biden and Paul Ryan switched haircuts… #VPDebate http://t.co/vnVd2Dkv

MT @kelkulus My iPhone has 2 mil times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft comp. They went 2 the moon. I throw birds @ pig houses.

Better question: Who is in charge of your social media? RT @playskool: Does Dad ever have a day where he's in charge?

The best way to avoid your kid becoming a picky eater who hates baths and going to sleep is to not have kids.

Oh look. Hulu is dead. RT @techcrunch: Rumor: Hulu Will Soon Require Viewers To Have A Cable Subscription http://t.co/FCmajvUN by @fredericl

Sounds familiar. RT @omgfacts: Men who help with housework have more sex

That's a good start. @ieatmykidzsnack: At this point "I promise not to cut off your penis" needs to be put into marriage vows.

Dear @honest, if you threaten @honesttoddler to delete their Twitter, Facebook & Blog you should rebrand to Bad Company. Seriously.

If you weren't paying attention, single parents can raise Presidents. Just a head's up.

Question: how do we trust you respect women if you can't stop interrupting the one who is moderating this event? #dadbate

I wish Louis CK were moderating this debate. #debates

RT @depresseddarth: Snooki gave birth to a baby boy. Finally the Death Star has a good enough reason to destroy Earth.

RT @toddbarry: Please help comedian Caleb Medley, seriously injured in Aurora massacre. His wife gave birth today. http://t.co/WJpe4f8M

I feel safer walking the streets at night knowing the mom bloggers are out of town. Thanks @mom2summit! -Charlie #mom2summit

Hey @wsj, two can play at the mommy business trip game. Me, @whithonea & betadad are experts.  http://instagram.com/p/Y69axjk54Q/ 

Wanted to say thanks! Starring @thedaddycomplex @daddysgrounded @betadad @momspark @daddyfiles @mommy_gaga & more!  http://shar.es/Jhrmr 

Life achievement unlocked. -Charlie #disneymoviesevent (photo by: @whithonea http://t.co/XqVAbZC1 http://t.co/CL7WlgVT

The mall: where dreams of being outside go to die.

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