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Don't put all your dead in one casket.
What the hell? I create a twitter list, add people to it and they all unfollow me. Guess I shouldn't of titled it "List of People to Kill"
What's really weird about vampires, is how debonair they look when they can't even use a mirror.
i'm not lost, i just don't want to be found.
nate nailed nine nuns nick nailed none. nick nawed nate's nuts now nate's numb.
If I see an opening, I feel it. And if it turns wet I fill it.
Just blew my nose and a bullet came out.
I'm just words on a screen.
I've been wanting to starfuck you all night, but you wont even show me your twits.
I'm sort of weird but you're not so normal yourself.
Don't mistweet the ones you love to follow. (RT and fav em.)
Don't mix your reality into my fantasy.
If you use your left over liquor and beer bottles as pieces in a alcohol themed chess set, you might have a chess problem.
blood drips ~ from lips ~ tongue eclipse ~ take sips ~ chains & whips ~ on the hips ~ skin rips ~ tear in strips ~ clamp clips ~ get a grip
the lies people tell...when poisoning ones well ~ dark delusional disarray...leading friends and followers astray...
Spastic times call for Spastic measurements
I'm gonna fuck your brains out! - Then eat them. (horny zombie)
Try not to let subtweets to your lovers get intercepted by your stalkers.
The moon is close and ever strong...wolves howl and I howl along...hair grows...blood flows...I turn into a beast that even I don't know.
The girl I've been stalking is now stalking me. Crazy bitch! I'm calling the police.
Can go from good to bad in a moon minute. (NSFWolf) Hooowwlll!