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If God had intended for us to be skinny then why did He make animals out of bacon?
Next time you want to go wine-tasting, consider these African-American owned wineries instead: http://www.zuriwine.com/black-owned-wineries.html … #laughingwhileblack
Pro tip: The minute you say something is better than sex is the minute we realize you're really bad at sex.
If this meeting lasts any longer we may have to eat each other.
I'm so sexy, I was born naked.
Si realmente nos quisieran sobrios y lúcidos para las elecciones, prohibirían la TV, no el alcohol. #LeySeca
Pro tip: Client wants to be taken to whorehouse when on business trip? Take him. Take pictures. Threaten to send to wife. Presto, approvals!
Welcome imaginary people! In appreciation of your imaginary friendship you will soon receive an imaginary check in the mail.
An app that harnesses the energy invested in complaining about something & reroutes it to people who are actually doing something about it.
There's a difference between networking and notworking.
Lost a bunch of followers today because of #Haiti tweets. Sorry. I know current events aren't as fascinating as bacon, poop and your mom.
What's with this New Moon everyone's talking about? Did we really blow up the old one?
Hubby announced he wouldn't make me coffee today cos he's sleeping in late. Which is fine. I wasn't planning on having sex with him either.
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