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You wrote them a long paragraph pouring out your heart and was crying while texting it, then they replied back with "k" #iSeeWhyYouMad
#iDontUnderstandWhy when black teenagers got pregnant, they got sent to Maury...but white women get their own TV show "16 and pregnant"
#bootyappreciationday - aka Black, latina, and mixed females day. All white girls and Asians please use nearest exit. ==>
#AnnoyingAsianThings My difficult homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard"
White #mamasays 'goodmorning, get ready for school. Black #mamasays 'getcha azz up, don't miss that bus'
#notetofemales Any man that TRULY likes/loves you will MAKE time for you no matter what
#LiesPeopleTell "Imma call you right back" R-T this if you have ever used this to get out of a boring conversation
#uknowlifehardwhen Gas prices are higher than your G.P.A.
If you screaming "money over b*tches" knowing damn well you aint got either #YouDeserveToBeSingle
#ItsSadWhen dudes cheat on their beautiful girlfriends with baby mokeys, hamsters, guppies, turtles, and every zoo animal you can name.
#OnlyinTheGhetto will you hear names like: Shaqenesha, Boniesha, Tymiesha ....DayDay, JonJon, or Lil Man and Big Dook
#iwasthinkin why do females be calling themselves Barbies when most of them look like Ken?
#YallNeedToBreakUp if you always see them texting but when you check their phone, it says 0 inbox 0 sent
#throwagrenade at all the men that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends for zoo animals
#UknoYouGhettoWhen you take your own food to the movie theater
#10favoritesingers There's only one: Me...when I'm in the shower
#youlookedgooduntil I saw you in person. U must be using that new makeup called photoshop?
#WordsThatCanStartAWar Maury: You....ARE THE FATHER
I forgot to tell you, I tested positive for Aids #dontsaythataftersex
#100factsaboutme If I had more than 140 characters to work with, maybe I would at least THINK about telling yall
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