You wrote them a long paragraph pouring out your heart and was crying while texting it, then they replied back with "k" #iSeeWhyYouMad

#iDontUnderstandWhy when black teenagers got pregnant, they got sent to Maury...but white women get their own TV show "16 and pregnant"

#bootyappreciationday - aka Black, latina, and mixed females day. All white girls and Asians please use nearest exit. ==>

#AnnoyingAsianThings My difficult homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard"

White #mamasays 'goodmorning, get ready for school. Black #mamasays 'getcha azz up, don't miss that bus'

#notetofemales Any man that TRULY likes/loves you will MAKE time for you no matter what

#LiesPeopleTell "Imma call you right back" R-T this if you have ever used this to get out of a boring conversation

#uknowlifehardwhen Gas prices are higher than your G.P.A.

If you screaming "money over b*tches" knowing damn well you aint got either #YouDeserveToBeSingle

#ItsSadWhen dudes cheat on their beautiful girlfriends with baby mokeys, hamsters, guppies, turtles, and every zoo animal you can name.

#OnlyinTheGhetto will you hear names like: Shaqenesha, Boniesha, Tymiesha ....DayDay, JonJon, or Lil Man and Big Dook

#iwasthinkin why do females be calling themselves Barbies when most of them look like Ken?

#YallNeedToBreakUp if you always see them texting but when you check their phone, it says 0 inbox 0 sent

#throwagrenade at all the men that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends for zoo animals

#UknoYouGhettoWhen you take your own food to the movie theater

#10favoritesingers There's only one: Me...when I'm in the shower

#youlookedgooduntil I saw you in person. U must be using that new makeup called photoshop?

#WordsThatCanStartAWar Maury: You....ARE THE FATHER

I forgot to tell you, I tested positive for Aids #dontsaythataftersex

#100factsaboutme If I had more than 140 characters to work with, maybe I would at least THINK about telling yall