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IMAGINE PRINTING OUT EVERY TWEET YOU EVER POSTED, GOING TO A MOUNTAINTOP, RELEASING IT ALL INTO THE WIND & DELETING YOUR TWITTER
I BELIEVE I HAVE A RIGHT TO DENY YOU CIVIL RIGHTS BASED ON TENTH-HAND TRANSCRIPTIONS OF THE HALLUCINATIONS OF A DESERT PREACHER, AND I VOTE
GETTING AN EMAIL FROM MYSPACE IS LIKE IF YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE & IT'S JUST A DINOSAUR ROARING
DID YOU KNOW THAT SPIDERS MOVE THEIR LIMBS AROUND BY PUMPING BLOOD IN AND OUT OF THEM AS THEY GLARE BALEFULLY AT YOU WITH ICY DISREGARD
WHAT'S COOL ABOUT EROTIC LITERATURE IS IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO PUNCTUATION & SPELLING YOU CAN USUALLY TELL WHEN THE AUTHOR STOPPED TO J/O
Ḷ̣E̮T̳͖̞̥͝'̤̠̠S̗͙͍ ̩͍U̷̬̜S̲̱͕̙̰ͅE̜͕̜̙̯̲͓͝ ͅT͕̰̙̯̳͉ͅW̸̮̰̮̜̘̘I̺̺̜̳̙̖̯T̳͇͈͠T͓̲͓E̵̺͍̻͔ͅŖ̰ ̧̝̪͓͚F̨̼͙̣ƠR̩̞E͓̹̕V̙͇̫͎̮̼͢Ę̬̞̫̺̜̘R͉̕
I'M A GOON WITH AN INSUFFERABLE PERSONALITY AND VARIOUS SELF-DIAGNOSED MENTAL ILLNESSES & I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GENDER AND PRIVILEGE
A TENSE MOMENT AS JOHN BOEHNER REFILLS HIS VIAGRA PRESCRIPTION AND A NERVOUS PHARMACIST MISPRONOUNCES HIS LAST NAME
THE SURGEON ON DUTY HOLDS UP THE X-RAY AND CHUCKLES. "I THINK THAT'S AT LEAST THE TENTH SO FAR THIS MONTH"
THERE IS SOMETHING ADORABLE ABOUT THIS PRISON BREAK http://t.co/BvJ1qRAu
IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH IN FRONT OF A MIRROR YOU CAN SEE SOME OF YOUR SKELETON, THE ONLY THING THAT WILL REMAIN AFTER YOU DIE. SWEET DREAMS
LOOK AT A BALD WHITE DUDE, ANYWHERE FROM 30-65. HOW OLD IS HE? I CAN'T TELL EITHER
SIR, AN ENTIRE FLOCK OF CROWS HAS LEARNED HOW TO SAY "COCK" & IS SHRIEKING IT OVER AND OVER OUTSIDE THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A *COLLEGE LIBRARY* AND CAN'T FINISH AN ASSIGNMENT WITHOUT WIKIPEDIA PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO WHEN A MAN CAN'T SLAP HIS EXPOSED DICK BACK & FORTH BETWEEN TWO SPATULAS IN THE TOWN SQUARE
IRON IS THE MOST POETIC ELEMENT. IT'S VITAL TO LIVING THINGS, BUT IT WILL KILL ANY STAR THAT FORGES IT WITHIN MERE SECONDS
JERKCITY DICKRIDER
