@HunySukle_Rose's (Magnolia Purdy) most faved Tweets...
A man in my hand is worth one in my bush.
I need to continue de-assholing my life.
It'll never work between us. I don't have enough closet space for all your baggage.
Drinking milk right outta the carton, livin the mexican-american dream.
Nice guys always finish last. No really, they let u finish first and then when ur laying there lifeless, it's their turn. Love them.
There's too much drink in my vodka
It feels like someone is making an oragami swan out of my uterus.
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If my legs could talk, they'd be speechless.
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Most people have a very competitive spirit. I happen to have an I-already-beat-you spirit. Deal with it.
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I'm gonna be 25 in a couple weeks but my notes still look like this... http://twitpic.com/h7tf1
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Convincing him to stick his paw into my honey hole
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ALWAYS make sure there's no one hiding in the tub when you use the restroom.
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Getting re-acquainted with my friend Rejection. How've you been??
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My mom thinks my sis is prego cuz she was throwin up yesterday nite to this morning. She doesn't kno I got her shit faced for Wet-Wednesday
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I got a few magnums if u can fit em.
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The gym was calling me earlier but I didn't pick it up. *snubs nose* I'm not in the mood to see it today.
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Super tall guy working in the bariatric chamber just caught me checking out his package. Good times.
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He was trying to put "the moves" on me. I told him to quit stalling n bring his ass!
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People with fat asses shouldn't live in glass houses.
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Nothin says lovin like HOT MAN NECTAR in my oven! *hoo-hoo*
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