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"El minimum fadel fee 2ad eh?" - "Lessa shwaya." - "Tab hat 3aseer." - "Keda hat3ady b 3 gineh." - "Matemlash el kobaya 3al a5er."
There's always a bit of truth behind every "I'm just kidding," and a bit of "haty el 7alla kolaha" behind every "merci ya tante, shebe3t."
I tried to pay attention, but attention was all "la ya Hussein beh, maysa7esh."
Pretty sure the "3afwan laqad nafaz raseedokom" lady pulls pranks on all her friends whenever they call.
End of Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio never died. He just went underwater. Inception starts with Di Caprio on the beach. Movie inside a movie.
A5eeran gidity talabet menny aghreflaha 7aga. 7ateit 8 ma3ale2 ba3d ma aletly bas.
While countries kill each other for oil, Cristiano Ronaldo has half of the world's reserves in his hair.
"So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun. We don't care who sees." Wala matsawarneesh 3ashan 2omy 3ala facebook.
Canz ya3ny canz wa7da. Canzat ya3ny canzat kiteer. Balash gahl ba2a.
"Hanersem el curve min wara." - "Min wara 7aram ya mister." - "Barra ya wese5."
tab meen aktar walad betestazrafee fil dof3a?
Tight jeans, double Ds makin' me go, "7eteit el gateaux dee herbit min La Boire emtah?"
The worst thing about being a gorilla is people mistaking you for Tamer Hosny.
Kalemt sa7bety w kanit lessa bedan. El dawra mostamera.
I love you until you tell me your birthday is going to cost me 250 pounds.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours. If they don't, they found someone with less cheesy quotes.
"El regoola mesh enak teshrab sagayer 3ala fekra." Wala el regoola eny mashrabsh sagayer fa matetnaksh 3alaya.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Ramadan: that glorious time of the year when your mom starts questioning why you're so good at rolling samboosak.
With all the subjects I'm taking this year, I'm having a hard time balancing the huge workload with the fact that I don't give a fuck.
If I followed Egyptian girls based on looks, I'd have a timeline full of pretty faces and a shit load of nonsense.