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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    She looks attractive. I can't tell until we have a conversation....

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    I was just called a “Creepy Fuck” by a very drunk gentleman in the pub. Is it wrong to prefer “Fucking Creepy”?

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    On a night like this, I deserve to be kissed ... once or twice.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    I love it when my RTs get RTed. Makes me feel like a curator of great tweets. :-)

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Ever have a great idea that works out as neatly as you thought it would? Me, neither.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    No one calls you promiscuous because you have more than one beer

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Regardless of any other positive features, if someone regularly & repeatedly brings you down, walk away. Not worth it.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    The more time I spend here, my interest in socializing/talking to some of the same ppl I see every day trends toward zero. Asymptotically.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    I'm a guy to whom souls are often bared & angst/anguish is expressed. Reciprocating is tough. :-( Friends willing to listen, priceless.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Time to go home & become horizontal.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    When you see a 20 something & mother walking down the street & think "Damn, that woman is HOT!!", meaning the Mom. That old.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Who retweets your Rts is interesting. Who retweets what or whom is even more interesting.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    When you think you need to eat, but nothing comes to mind as a preference, pizza seems the answer.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Twitter is both a creative & curatorial forum. Those you follow & RT are an expression of what makes you tick on par with origin tweets.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Toilet seat down & the lid down. That's reasonable. Everyone needs to lift. Nobody splashes. Complicated??? Why don't ppl get this? :-(

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    A Type-A personality defect: not noticing they are cutting you off when they get excited in a conversation. :-(

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    It's not enough to feel an attraction. It's when you feel their attraction reflected back.
    That.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    Had the now-50 physical examination today. A finger in my bum. Like the rest of my sex life, no big deal. Typical.

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      Huw Layton @HuwLayton

    How important is the distinction between an angry woman & a woman angry with a specific someone? Treat both with extreme caution!! Bears!

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