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Aluminum foil is made of 100% recycled alien clothes.
Life's too short to safely remove your USB.
Adam Levine could pick out 5 homeless guys from the streets and pose with them and everyone would think they're Maroon 5.
I stopped eating apples because I find doctors very attractive.
A car is just a horizontal elevator.
If O is to Orange, and / is to Division, then Ø is to Fruit Ninja.
A woman's tale is the longest tale amongst all mammals.
Look Ma, no life!
Asparagus, whoever named you must have taken you way too seriously. I mean, have you met Potato and Tomato?
Eye came. Eye saw. Eye rolled.
The worst thing that could happen to Twitter? A chat utility.
If you look deeply into my eyes, you would see the veins giving you the finger.
Went to bed hungry, woke up a supermodel.
My version of 'How I Met Your Mother' would be a lot of Twitter DMs and subliminal mentions.
Whenever tourists talk to me in a foreign language, I always look down at their waists for subtitles on a digital belt buckle.
Listen Salafi, if you're not comfortable sitting next to a female on the bus, take a camel instead.
"Fanks." -A lovely way to say, "Fuck off, Thank you."
Dear Gravity, when you fail us at a public place, please have Earth swallow us while you're at it. Signed, severely insecure.
I think my IQ instantly increases when watching a British narrated documentary on anything.
I'm sexy years old.
Aisha Habli. Biomed Engineer, #TEDxBeirut, PR, Writer, Peace-Journalist, Random, Tree Hugger, Social & Peace Activist & Arab (Boo!) http://t.co/XZe2Um5N