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My fat coworker asked me for some relationship advice. I told him he should do whatever his gut tells him.
He went to Burger King.
I think it's time we discuss your philosophy on women, as it relates to the twitter endeavor.
64 followers later, and I am on the cusp of being part of the twitter elite.
Saw a lady with a golf club walking on the side walk.
Me: Hey lady, where are you going with that golf club?
Lady: Driving to work.