My fat coworker asked me for some relationship advice. I told him he should do whatever his gut tells him.







He went to Burger King.

A coworker told me its not his fault he is fat, obesity runs in his family. False: nothing runs in his family.

I think it's time we discuss your philosophy on women, as it relates to the twitter endeavor.

Here we go people, @bourdain and @partsunknowncnn is on!!!

@bourdain @partsunknowncnn Delivering excellent production, history, education, culture and quality television. #partsunknown #Libya

Remember when you were cool and you had zero followers? Yeah, me neither.

Watching a Tyler Perry flick. It's a very dark movie.

Of course, you can't take anything for granted in the Congo. @bourdain @partsunknowncnn #Congo

@girltomom How am I supposed to sleep with that image burned into my head? *double entandre*

Saw a lady with a golf club walking on the side walk.
Me: Hey lady, where are you going with that golf club?
Lady: Driving to work.

Follow @journalismjunk, he's the guy finger fucking the mashed potatoes, while taking your order at the KFC drive thru.

@bourdain a greasy piece of chicken in hand "the taste of freedom" powerful statement. #partsunknown #Libya

@journalismjunk You keep sinking us deeper into the abyss. #FF

@bourdain Love the production of the new show. #partsunknown

@girltomom That is a beautiful necklace you are wearing.

@ferishia @iceheart3328 I thought we were best book buddies? 💔

@bourdain Loved the show Tony. Thanks for being a voice against the trash food industry. pic.twitter.com/gEglKloD45

@bourdain Shit is about to get cereal. Creeper fans. pic.twitter.com/Nq1iXKGtVI

@girltomom I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it is actually Spanish, not French. *besos*

@journalismjunk You are a sick individual!!! Best tweet I have read this year.