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My fat coworker asked me for some relationship advice. I told him he should do whatever his gut tells him.
He went to Burger King.
A coworker told me its not his fault he is fat, obesity runs in his family. False: nothing runs in his family.
I think it's time we discuss your philosophy on women, as it relates to the twitter endeavor.
Remember when you were cool and you had zero followers? Yeah, me neither.
Watching a Tyler Perry flick. It's a very dark movie.
Saw a lady with a golf club walking on the side walk.
Me: Hey lady, where are you going with that golf club?
Lady: Driving to work.
Genius, billionare, playboy, philanthropist......none of the aformentioned.