@IAgreeAngry's (stanley) most faved Tweets...
Theyd probably fire me if I worked at Starbucks, because Id spend the whole time saying "that's not even a word" when people ordered coffee.
He said Im not a very sensitive person, but he's wrong. I use all the sensitive skin soap and body washes.
Plus I cried when he said that.
Plus I cried when he said that.
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TAKE THAT, AMERICA
TAKE THAT, AMERICA
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How To Be Ashleigh/a woman:
1. Think someone is cool
2. Wait a year
3. Find out they're a douche
4. Cry in the corner
5. Drink and enjoy!
1. Think someone is cool
2. Wait a year
3. Find out they're a douche
4. Cry in the corner
5. Drink and enjoy!
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I'm pretty sure a killer idea would be a microwave that doesn't beep annoyingly when it finishes. I hate waiting around to open it at 0:01.
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Pretty sure I don't need to do the washing up. Why, this large mug works perfectly as my cereal bowl.
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Next time I'm attracted to someone I'm just going to ask if they have twitter.
Because I need to know if they still have standards.
Because I need to know if they still have standards.
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My twitter stream is full of Monday jokes.
You know what this means?
It means its Tuesday in Australia and you didn't hear us complaining!
You know what this means?
It means its Tuesday in Australia and you didn't hear us complaining!
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Thinking about trialling this thing called 'a life.' Ask me how it goes when I get back.
But don't ask me if I'm covered in blood.
But don't ask me if I'm covered in blood.
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Posting naked photos of yourself on the internet just says that you're not able to get anyone to look at it in real life.
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