Well thank you, @aguywithnolife, I googled Dirty Beiber Secrets and now I'm going to have nightmares. Seriously.
WTF.

#UseATwitterNameInASentence Who would make a twitter for a hurricane? Most likely @aguywithnolife

@celticmunk Just gonna throw this out there, your tattoo is awesome.

#YouKnowYouAreAStarWarsFan when you can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight.

I creep myself out when I sing a Tiny Tim song aloud.

DONT YOU JUDGE ME O.o

May the fourth be with you :) http://t.co/6TW8hN5p

[]o[]

I'm a genius.

http://t.co/lcB1qAJB

It's become my life's work to master the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

I hope people realize that the Actual line is "No, I Am Your Father." not "Luke, I Am Your Father." Yes I take this seriously.

@aguywithnolife you should do commercials that voice. #Daym

@aguywithnolife it'd be freaking awesome if more guys were like you. #Surriously

I can't even stand this timeline anymore because the CVI tweets are stabbing me mercilessly.

WAH EH-VA. WAH EH-VA.
I TWEET WHAT I WAH-UNT. http://t.co/pITugGqw

:D http://t.co/JXQwb5Sd

http://t.co/Fa3lEnTR

I can hear his beard!

Check is out.
Episode one, boo schnickens!
Jar jar binks, that guys gonna be the SHIT!

"You /want/ to take your shirt off."