@jennypentland YOUR iPHONE LANGUAGE CAN FUCK OFF FOREVER. (obviously owning a droid I cannot see your clever use of fuckojis) #cranky

@jennypentland Thank you. That was very uplifting. Is this about the mustard, or is there something more sinister on the horizon? #drunk

@jackieclarke YAY!!!! #fuckthegiants

@jackieclarke I got his wimpyass brother. :-P

@themogaffney RT @thatramosgirl This is what Cialis commercial callbacks look like. #tweetthepress

@nycwriterchick I was honoring my latest spirit animal, lil' Grace Van Cutsem. (Prince Wil's goddaughter) http://tinyurl.com/3jz8esx

MOST RANDOM TWEET EVER? RT @kaore Today I realized that I would eat a matted badger carcass as long as it tasted like lemon. #Addict

@jennypentland Um, that worked for me until I was 23, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

@kaore @nancyleegrahn #prayingforKaore

@kaore I assumed that was the VERY reason why people procreate. #tinystiltstoreachthepedals #cigarettesandginwasthenameofmypunkbandincollege

@kaore Damn, I knew I'd miss it. (here's to 10,000 more!)

@kaore 18

@kaore 45 (I'm leaving now)

@kaore Her pronunciation of "exercise" may be my favorite thing EVER.

@jennypentland WHO is your 'audience'? I want to kick them all in the baby-maker!

@jennypentland I like you even more now.

@jennypentland I followed you 'cause you amused me. And @mogaffney arbiter of all things great followed you. Who is Roseanne? *stupid face*

@jennypentland These are the rantings of a woman ready to procreate. (again)

@karenkilgariff I blame the Swiss guy.

@jennypentland I was about to post an outraged tweet about how I hadn't hear anything about dildos, but then I just got sleepy/ :-/