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18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I am so profoundly sorry.
I'm pretty sure I'm not even tall enough for my emotional roller coaster...
Checked my emotional pantry. Out of everything but Paralyzing Anxiety. On the upside, I'm totally out of Fucks too so, whatever.
I'm a puzzle with more pieces than you could ever imagine.
But I don't want to be a functioning human today. Can't someone else do it?
Lots of inspiration this morning. I'm inspired to go back to sleep until it's over.
When she no longer calls small, candy coated chocolates "Nem a Nems", I'll probably cry.
Assholes win only if you let them.
- inspirational tweet
Fuck vulnerability. Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fucking Fuck.
Random acts of weird. Unfiltered for full flavor. Your perception isn't my problem. Laughter & love go a long way. So does a foot up the ass.
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