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I was told today I'm delusional. I almost laughed myself off my dragon.
Keep your mind sharp,Your heart open and your gun loaded.
When knitting in public and asked what I'm working on, without looking up from my work, I answer "My plans for world domination."
You fold & put away your laundry the same day it's washed? What witchcraft is this?
It's the height of bad manners to show up late to your own hallucination.
The walk to total exhaustion is different from the walk to madness but they sometimes hold hands and walk together.
It's not a Mental Healthy day. It's a Let The Bat Shit Crazy Fly And Hope For The Best day.
18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I'm pretty sure I'm not even tall enough for my emotional roller coaster...
14: "What's the formula for calculating kinetic energy?" Me: It's 11:50. The formula is go the fuck to sleep.
I am so profoundly sorry.
Checked my emotional pantry. Out of everything but Paralyzing Anxiety. On the upside, I'm totally out of Fucks too so, whatever.
I'm a puzzle with more pieces than you could ever imagine.
Lots of inspiration this morning. I'm inspired to go back to sleep until it's over.
When not even popping bubble wrap helps your mood, it's time to hang it up for the day.
One brain cell away from drooling in the corner. @dealswithmany shares with me. Not as much hyperbole as you'd think.