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And then, her brain exploded in a perfect storm of rainbows, glitter, and bat shit.
It might be nice to have a fuck. I wouldn't rush to give it away... I'd snuggle it & feed it organic kale & maybe learn fuck husbandry.
18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
Some days you wake up ready to conquer the world.
Or, so I've heard.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I am so profoundly sorry.
I'm pretty sure I'm not even tall enough for my emotional roller coaster...
Dreamed I was meant to sing with Paul McCartney but couldn't find parking at the Coliseum.
And that is a metaphor for my life.
Just passed a man walking a country lane in a cotton sundress, knit stocking cap, & sugar skull makeup.
My life might be a three ring cluster fuck but there's too much laughter to do anything but love it.
The key is to pick yourself off your ass without kicking it so much you fall down again.
The older I get, the more I resemble Weird Al.
If you wonder why I RT Wayward stuff so much, it's about this... not a tv show. This is an entity of its own. https://twitter.com/OfficialBrianaB/status/737660029453492225 …
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