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And then, her brain exploded in a perfect storm of rainbows, glitter, and bat shit.
18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
It might be nice to have a fuck. I wouldn't rush to give it away... I'd snuggle it & feed it organic kale & maybe learn fuck husbandry.
Some days you wake up ready to conquer the world.
Or, so I've heard.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I am so profoundly sorry.
I'm pretty sure I'm not even tall enough for my emotional roller coaster...
Dreamed I was meant to sing with Paul McCartney but couldn't find parking at the Coliseum.
And that is a metaphor for my life.
Just passed a man walking a country lane in a cotton sundress, knit stocking cap, & sugar skull makeup.
The key is to pick yourself off your ass without kicking it so much you fall down again.
The older I get, the more I resemble Weird Al.
Checked my emotional pantry. Out of everything but Paralyzing Anxiety. On the upside, I'm totally out of Fucks too so, whatever.
I'm a puzzle with more pieces than you could ever imagine.
But I don't want to be a functioning human today. Can't someone else do it?
Unfiltered for full flavor. Your perception isn't my problem. Laughter & love go a long way. So does a foot up the ass. Doesn't know how to add a search link.
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