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I was told today I'm delusional. I almost laughed myself off my dragon.
Keep your mind sharp,Your heart open and your gun loaded.
I try to take life one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.
When knitting in public and asked what I'm working on, without looking up from my work, I answer "My plans for world domination."
I just want to live the kind of life that inspires Westboro Baptist to picket my funeral.
Stop posting inspirational shit. I'm trying to engage in murderous fantasies here.
1: Facebook is for family. Twitter is for truth.
It's the height of bad manners to show up late to your own hallucination.
The walk to total exhaustion is different from the walk to madness but they sometimes hold hands and walk together.
You fold & put away your laundry the same day it's washed? What witchcraft is this?
14: "Using the periodic table, I managed to spell AuTiSm. Guess what? I'm made of gold and titanium!" #Autism #ASD #LoveThisKid
It's not a Mental Healthy day. It's a Let The Bat Shit Crazy Fly And Hope For The Best day.
Welcome to my Hel... Oh, there IS coffee? Never mind. Good Morning!
18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
Of course Twitter is a waste of time. If it were productive, few of us would even be here.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
The quickest route to an unfollow is an automated DM thanking me and suggesting a link.
We've started spelling words around 3 when we don't want her to understand the conversation. She's retaliating by yelling random letters...
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
One brain cell away from drooling in the corner. @dealswithmany shares with me.