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I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I'm pretty sure I'm not even tall enough for my emotional roller coaster...
I am so profoundly sorry.
Checked my emotional pantry. Out of everything but Paralyzing Anxiety. On the upside, I'm totally out of Fucks too so, whatever.
I'm a puzzle with more pieces than you could ever imagine.
But I don't want to be a functioning human today. Can't someone else do it?
Lots of inspiration this morning. I'm inspired to go back to sleep until it's over.
Fuck vulnerability. Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fucking Fuck.
Assholes win only if you let them.
- inspirational tweet
We have 2 rules in our house. 1) Never do anything you don't want to explain at the ER & 2) If you must kill a sibling, be quiet & clean up.
It's not so much being accident prone as it is having a basic lack of respect for danger.
Medicated for your safety. Produced in a facility that also processes nuts. Prone to random acts of weird.Gramma #ASDMama #Spoonie #DIDMPD
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