I was told today I'm delusional. I almost laughed myself off my dragon.

Keep your mind sharp,Your heart open and your gun loaded.

I try to take life one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.

When knitting in public and asked what I'm working on, without looking up from my work, I answer "My plans for world domination."

Used to blog, then began to facebook. Now I tweet. Next move forward in social networking and we'll sit around saying "Fuck You" all day.

Stop posting inspirational shit. I'm trying to engage in murderous fantasies here.

I just want to live the kind of life that inspires Westboro Baptist to picket my funeral.

1: Facebook is for family. Twitter is for truth.

"Yoda's 900 years old? So's Doctor Who and he looks better." "Yeah but Yoda can't regenerate."-Conversation with my son. Geekdom has won #fb

It's the height of bad manners to show up late to your own hallucination.

The walk to total exhaustion is different from the walk to madness but they sometimes hold hands and walk together.

I'm not a stoner. I just eat like one.

Just so you know, I'm the one saying bad things about you in my blog.

Take out your teeth and come on over. - Old people sext.

14: "Using the periodic table, I managed to spell AuTiSm. Guess what? I'm made of gold and titanium!" #Autism #ASD #LoveThisKid

Not sure I can handle my new avi. The smile is a little too "I just killed and ate my kids and the cat."

Hey! Sandy is NOT God's wrath over gays. He and I talked last night. He said it's really because of Wall Street and Jersey Shore.

It's not a Mental Healthy day. It's a Let The Bat Shit Crazy Fly And Hope For The Best day.

When life give you lemons, peel that bitch and eat it like a tangerine just to show life you have balls.

Welcome to my Hel... Oh, there IS coffee? Never mind. Good Morning!