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18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
Some days you wake up ready to conquer the world.
Or, so I've heard.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I am so profoundly sorry.
I'm pretty sure I'm not even tall enough for my emotional roller coaster...
The older I get, the more I resemble Weird Al.
Checked my emotional pantry. Out of everything but Paralyzing Anxiety. On the upside, I'm totally out of Fucks too so, whatever.
I'm a puzzle with more pieces than you could ever imagine.
When she no longer calls small, candy coated chocolates "Nem a Nems", I'll probably cry.
But I don't want to be a functioning human today. Can't someone else do it?
Lots of inspiration this morning. I'm inspired to go back to sleep until it's over.
Unfiltered for full flavor. Your perception isn't my problem. Laughter & love go a long way. So does a foot up the ass. Make your own family. Take in strays.
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