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I was told today I'm delusional. I almost laughed myself off my dragon.
Keep your mind sharp,Your heart open and your gun loaded.
When knitting in public and asked what I'm working on, without looking up from my work, I answer "My plans for world domination."
1: Facebook is for family. Twitter is for truth.
You fold & put away your laundry the same day it's washed? What witchcraft is this?
It's the height of bad manners to show up late to your own hallucination.
The walk to total exhaustion is different from the walk to madness but they sometimes hold hands and walk together.
14: "Using the periodic table, I managed to spell AuTiSm. Guess what? I'm made of gold and titanium!" #Autism #ASD #LoveThisKid
It's not a Mental Healthy day. It's a Let The Bat Shit Crazy Fly And Hope For The Best day.
18: "What idiot decided to call them jet skis instead of boatercycles?"
I love intellectual conversations with toddlers.
Of course Twitter is a waste of time. If it were productive, few of us would even be here.
If scars are sexy, I'm a super model.
The quickest route to an unfollow is an automated DM thanking me and suggesting a link.
I dislike calling it Major Depression. Perfecting Lethargy has a better ring to it.
I woke to find the dogs engaged in competitive house-shitting. How's your morning been?
Checked my emotional pantry. Out of everything but Paralyzing Anxiety. On the upside, I'm totally out of Fucks too so, whatever.
14: "What's the formula for calculating kinetic energy?" Me: It's 11:50. The formula is go the fuck to sleep.
I'm a puzzle with more pieces than you could ever imagine.
I am so profoundly sorry.
One brain cell away from drooling in the corner. @dealswithmany shares with me.