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In defense of IKEA...most of the horses died trying to find a way out of IKEA.
"It's I before E." - Vincent Chase
The dry erase board at every port of entry to America was just updated to "0 days without a senseless shooting".
When I go to work I leave the TV on for my dogs. Today it's the "Girls" marathon on HBO. We'll have lots to discuss when I get home. #YAY
The Winklevoss twins just bought a one hour photo.
Breaking: New York Jets ranked 3rd in new BCS poll.
Just proposed a bill in the California state senate that would finally make it legal for a woman to love me back. Fingers crossed.
Kudos to the Koch brothers VP selection team. #RomneyRyan2012
In #WriterHell ...you only get 139 characters.
I voted for the McCain/Palin ticket in 2008...just watched "Game Change"...I should NEVER be allowed to vote again...fuck ultimate warrior..
Had I known about Twitter 6 years ago I would've married Andrea. Tweets about wives are very popular also letting her go was a huge mistake.
Currently trending topics are a battle between basketball fans and a small group of clandestine white people Tweeting about Steve Martin.
Did I miss anything?
"John Adams: Paul Giamatti Impersonator" #APresidentAndAFunnyJob
I have a series recording for #TheView . I'm not very good at this. @JuliaRoberts hasn't Tweeted yet.