if frida kahlo is your favorite artist you're a spanish teacher

i'm a very spriritual preson

#FF @bejohnce: THE LADY COMIC'S LADY COMIC!!!

@bejohnce you need to play nate berkus in a movie where he's not the main character

#ff @nicolespiez. like what she likes. hate what she hates. she's the law.

I know u think yr 2 cool for the theatre, but seeing @pipelinetheatre's #caucasianchalkcircle can only make you cooler. only 4 shows left!

All good drag is satire

i know a lot of whores but tyra banks is seriously a huge whore

@billycheer WEEEEEEED

yeah yeah we all took a fuckin photo with instagram shut the fuck up

Well, prometheus sure sucked a big one

IN MY DUMB OPINION

The proportion of people who find drag queens sexy should be at least equal to those who find BEARS sexy

@nicholas FACEBOOK IS A GREAT TOOL TO GET PEOPLE TO COME TO YOUR EVENTS, JUST INVITE THEM AND LET THE 'nET DO THE REST

i need to be either fucked or enlightened at some point in the very immediate future because this ain't cutting it

i'm waiting to be either catapulted into the ranks of extremely beautiful people or told flat out that it's a hopeless aspiration

weeds is a stupid show and i don't care who knows it

if we can't joke about privilege, then what's the point of even having it

hugely relevant difference between "depressed" and "being attuned to the great sadness of the world"

Feel your buttcrack making contact with the floor