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Pro Tip: Don't try and flirt with the dental hygenist. Ain't nobody got game while wearing a tissue bib.
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Okay, so here's what I don't get: Laid.
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The Ninja Turtles were created by an "ooze" in the sewer. Sometimes wonder how many hybrid creatures I've fathered via my shower antics.
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I think I'm going to put on my sexy jeans today. And by sexy, I mean clean.
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I'm done with "Fuck off". From now on, it's "Fuck on!" Kind of like "Rock on!", but instead of flipping The Bird, I'll throw The Shocker.
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Why am I so tired today? I mean, I went to work, but it's not like I did any.
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Who me? Just accounting for my hours at work, or as some people call it; lying.
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Okay, so here's what I don't understand: foreign languages.
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Weekends are great for reconnecting with your repressed spousal rage.
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I couldn't tweet and drive. Already have one hand on the wheel and one at my crotch, and I fear I may have an accident if I don't steer.
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Good morning, Monday. Can you be a dear and at least spit on it first? Thanks.
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I've never surprised anyone with buttsex. I figured it would be a shitty gift.
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Home (adjective) Home.
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Some people say that talking out problems with family members will make things better. This has not been my experience.
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And on the 6th day, Satan created the buffet.
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Listen Produce Boy. You can stack the apples bruise-side down all day long. I'm still gonna check. You're just wasting your time and mine.
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My mouth tastes like the floor of a Wal*Mart restroom. Well played, Monday.
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Do these pants make me look clothed?
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Today's Revelation: The best thing about public showers? Public masturbation.
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I'm totally eating Cinderella right now. She tastes sweet. #sadlyitsacookie
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