Fat girls like hashtags because they look like waffles. #

They say its real if it comes back I say it's even more real if it never left.

Stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big your God is!

RT if your AVI is really you!

Thunder vs Heat sound like a damn weather forecast!

Now that its Tax Season.. I aint gone be able to Pump Gas without Niggas tryna sell me they Mixtape since they can afford Studio time now!

If their name isn't GOD , their opinion doesn't matter and their approval isn't needed .

Your main nigga is in my missed calls!

Does anyone else wonder if Asian people put smileys like this? ¦)

#Afollowback aint nothing but a Twitter 69.. You do me, I'll do you!

Thick girls are over rated ! Y'all bitches fat.

I think skinny girls that are pretty be killin em !

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

She playing with her pussy with out you knowing!
Right when she about to nutt!
Run to her open her legs and suck her clit as hard as u can!

A good piss can fuck around and be just as good as a nut.

LOOKING FOR THE BLUNT YOU JUST SMOKED >.< #HighMoments

If I'm too much for you to swallow, feel free to gag..

Broke Chicks + Broke Niggas = Perfect Couple!

Niggas Tweets gone go from "via Android" to "via Twitter for iPhone" once those Taxes come back! "I'm Sick of Force Closing!"

Hood Niggas should not be playing "Words with Friends" ...Nigga "Swisher" is not in the Dictionary!