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Good job keeping bees, beekeepers.
If at first you don't succeed, give up you loser.
On the bright side, light bulbs.
They're probably Backstreet Men by now.
Will you *gets down on one knee* test me for Ebola? I don't feel so good.
Walk a mile in my shoes? What's the catch?
Can't wait for Ebola: The Musical.
New York City Ebola is way overpriced compared to other places.
Might hire some raccoons to handle my affairs.
I hope to have a nice haircut when I'm dead.
I took the stairs today at work and now everyone's trapped on the upper floors.
When it gets cold outside he becomes Snoww Wilson.
It's a known fact that there is very little bell in Taco Bell's food.
Over 50 percent of the mustaches in the world are fake.
I hate how the electric company has all the power.
"Okay to drive I am." - Yoda leaving a bar.
Let me be the ass in your horse costume.
Just a reminder that Dr. Phil is not a licensed Phil.
Any room can become a living room when you're on LSD.
Once you go black it's time to make banana bread.
I only have 26 letters to work with. Don't expect any miracles. I was on a podcast once: http://bit.ly/18zxVBH