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Sorry I ate everything.
“Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre” - Marilyn Monroe.
My favorite NPR show has to be zzzZZZzzz
I'm DTF (Destined To Fail).
Lose weight by standing next to someone who's fatter than you.
I dropped the mic because the mic wasn't doing well as my stock broker.
No diggity, thanks. I'm trying to cut back.
When God closes a store he opens a website.
Cold singles in your area need love too.
“It’s not Hugh, it’s me.” - Hugh Grant’s stand-in watching one of his movies.
Who called it peeing and not live streaming
Trigonometry gods, show me a sine.
Misplaced my good brain again.
Hard to believe that not that long ago Daft Punk were a couple of parking meters.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life *goes back to sleep*
If dogs could talk they'd never shut up.
There's a squirrel under Pharrell's hat, I just know it.
What are you supposed to feed a wig?
I only have 26 letters to work with. Don't expect any miracles. In real life I'm a producer at a TV station. Don't judge me.