Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It's not illegal to wear live crabs as earrings.
Clouds looking down on us, judging us.
Why don't you make like an atom and split, creating a nuclear chain reaction that will kill us all?
They say if you die while you’re pooping you poop forever.
Be careful when petting Dougs, some of them may bite.
Just realized that all pockets are pocket-sized.
In case of glassless emergency, make glass.
Rocky (1976): A guy beats his meat.
"I kid!" - a baby goat comedian.
Just once, I wish comments would moderate me.
French ducks are really into pain.
A group of delinquent sticks of gum is called a pack.
One time I thought I was Millard Fillmore and nobody corrected me.
Either you cut off your penis or you jump off a balcony. No need to do both.
Most giraffes are actually spies.
Sorry I broke your baby’s ankles doing a crossover dribble.
We all know a guy who says he knows a guy.
Is your refrigerator running away from its problems?
Made eye contact today. Not recommended.
I only have 26 letters to work with. Don't expect any miracles. In real life I'm a producer at a TV station. Don't judge me.