Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The Jimi Hendrix Experience was named after its founder, Bob Experience.
My favorite Transformer is the sofa bed.
Ask not what your haters can do for you, ask what you can do for your haters.
1. Do a little dance.
2. Make a little love.
3. Get down tonight.
- KC & The Sunshine Band's bucket list.
My favorite white radicalized Islamic rapper is Vanilla ISIS.
Excuse me, is this motorcycle gluten-free?
*drops mic, kicks it under the couch* i hate playing rock band
Had a half-hour conversation with a chihuahua before I remembered I don't speak Spanish.
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss files a restraining order against you.
You can lead a horse to water after reading my new book, "How To Lead A Horse To Water."
"Suit yourself." - a lazy tailor.
"I have a lithp," quoth the raven.
I put the "p" in "the specimen jar."
"You can call me Owl." - Paul Simon, nocturnal bird of prey.
Yeah, well you should see the stuff I don't tweet.
Good Cop: We'll help you find your puppy.
Sad Cop: *sigh*
Swipe left on your dreams.
If your name is Jackson and you don't refer to yourself as "Action Jackson" then what's the point?
As seen in @playboy, @mandatory, @pleatedjeans, @theCHIVE, etc. I was on a podcast once: http://bit.ly/18zxVBHiuuyyb
Like @IGotsSmarts’ tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!