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MISSED CONNECTION: I was the Keymaster, you were Zuul.
If you don’t want your children to be spoiled store them in the refrigerator.
That Buzzfeed list saved my marriage.
Opening my eyes has really opened my eyes to a lot of things.
Legalize Mad Libs
If you think about it, all animals are stuffed.
We all do it for the nookie.
Sloths are my business and business is very slow.
I ate too much today and also every other day.
Tweets as bad as the Philadelphia Eagles.
Black Friday Lives Matter
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTERBALL JESUS
*kicks box* yeah, i’m a kickboxer.
If Björk owns a dog its bjärk is probably worse than its bjïte.
Too old to make a living at comedy, too young to die. As seen in @playboy, @mandatory, @pleatedjeans, @theCHIVE, etc. http://bit.ly/18zxVBHiuuyyb
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