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I could even when I was younger, but now I can't.
sometimes you don't realize how much you've spent on cousins until your cousin bill arrives.
It's-a me, Mario!
Contrary to popular belief, cats hate jazz.
"What is Love?" - Howard Jones playing Jeopardy.
You look so cute when I'm asleep.
Sorry, you lost me at "On my podcast this week..."
Can't believe we're still in the 19th century.
The Jerk Store doesn't call anymore. Typical jerk move.
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug. It all depends on the hallucinogens you're taking.
No, I want to be the first man *in* the moon.
Time flies when you're ordering a case of clocks wholesale from Taiwan.
Of course there's plenty of fish in the sea; that's where they live, dumbass.
I'd like to propose a toast to everyone who enjoys bread that has been browned by exposing it to radiant heat. Cheers!
Get rich grilling chickens or try frying.
I'll sleep when I'm dead and every night before then.
Shipping in the streets, handling in the sheets.
When approached by a dancing bear, play the Dead.
"Gotta light?" - the world's worst arsonist.
I only have 26 letters to work with. Don't expect any miracles.