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Orlando Bloom When Orlando Get Water And Sunlight
Sorry I'm late, I was leaking nudes of myself.
I bet the Dalai Lama really loves everything bagels.
My dogs want me to be a guest on their pawedcast.
Imagine buying one and getting one free.
No, I said I'm a cat, lady.
Fashion Tip: Don't wear white after you've been sent to Hell.
Gonna spend the day soaking in the tub of butter.
Keep your friends close, and your M&M's closer.
Giada De Laurentiis has ruined the word "yummy" for me.
Kiss would be cooler if instead of Gene Simmons playing bass it was Richard Simmons.
I've lost twenty pounds this month, which is why I don't like carrying around British currency.
Sorry I'm late, I was getting my pubes highlighted.
"Icy dead people!" - Haley Joel Osment, morgue attendant.
Am I crazy, or is my therapist's diagnosis wrong?
I only have 26 letters to work with. Don't expect any miracles.