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Vomit Your Way To A Slimmer Body
I’m allergic to Cats (the Broadway musical.)
All birds are angry birds.
“That’s what I’m talking about!” - people who don’t know what they’re talking about.
Why is having a banana in your pocket and being happy to see someone an either/or proposition?
I love it when you call me Big Poppy Seed Bagel.
I wish someone would give me a falcon.
I’m legally bland.
At what point does Ryan Gosling become Ryan Goose?
what’s your favorite song about the final countdown
As seen in @playboy, @mandatory, @pleatedjeans, @theCHIVE, etc. I'm very hungry. Could you give me some lunch?
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