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Murder, She Sighed
Horny 4 content
What do you mean, LGBT doesn't mean Lettuce, Goddamn Bacon and Tomato?
TGIF (Thankful Godzilla Is Fake).
what's your favorite song that mentions liking big butts and being unable to lie about it
I put on my pants just like everyone else: muttering under my breath.
I hate waking up and discovering I'm still me.
Follow your dreams on that second Twitter account you set up but never told anyone about.
"♬ Shittin' on the dock of the bay... ♬" - Sean Connery sings Otis Redding.
"You'll love it!" = "You'll hate it!"
"So, we still have to listen to Scottish people speak?" - England.
A haiku about ham:
Ham ham ham ham ham
Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham
Ham ham ham ham ham.
So, is there a Piano Woman?
Good Cop: look, you answer our questions and we'll help you.
Vlad Cop: *impales suspect on pole*
Probably gonna die someday.
Excuse me sir, that's my Sharona. Go get your own.
I'm DTF (Dying to Fart).
I only have 26 letters to work with. Don't expect any miracles. I was on a podcast once: http://bit.ly/18zxVBH