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"I would like indicted was criminals to experience the same level of fame that i experience" -George Clooney #thecloondoctoralwayssaysitbest
Dear Parents, when on an airplane, do not give your erratic children toys that make tons of noise. Sincerely, Common Sense
dear pope: Im sorry VM fans stole ur thunder on ur 1st day. I mean,Im not really that sorry,but i thought it would be polite 2 say so. xo
I love you guys. You are all SO spectacular. I am speechless.
the only thing i really regret about the sloth video is picking the nail polish off my pinky the previous morning.
watermelon is the only thing worth eating.
WARNING: if you have no sense of humor, and are an all around stooge, you will NOT like #hitandrun which opens TODAY! RT RT RT!!
5'1 is the new 6'2 lets make the #veronicamarsmovie already.