We may never how many paperclips were lost during the earthquake today. #EastCoastEarthquake

How about a card that says, thought this $5 card was cheaper than divorce papers.

We are all searching for something.

3.14159265359 Happy #piday

Congress is worthless.

Do not expect change to come knocking on your door. Go seek the change you are looking for.

Just listened to a commercial where it asked if you had the following 20 symptoms. After I said yes to all it said you may have menopause.

RT @simonboylan Our minds can so easily obscure the path that is best for us, when we feel depressed we withdraw, when answer is to connect

Speak less and say more.

Talking to some people in particular is about as productive as talking to a brick wall.

I think I own the only accounting firm in the nation where you can walk in and hear the Dave Matthews Band cranked up all of the time. #dmb

Living inside my head is better than not living at all.

Don't knock what you don't understand.

@willvalenti I'm with you on that. Especially on the last two.

I guess my son is back with his girlfriend. #preschooldrama

@ccingreece looks good. Send me some.

Winners find solutions, not road blocks.

Either get busy living or get busy dying.

@mariyakay reminds me of a stall in the bathroom in college.2 rolls of toilet paper. One said pull here for BBA, the other pull here for MBA

Life is tough. Be tougher.