@ITSNOTMINE's (Carley with a K) most faved Tweets...
Chick at sis's work wore pants with shit stain on ass yesterday. Luckily she wore them again today so I got to see them.
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Hubs asked what are you doing? This is what I sent him: http://twitpic.com/j5pty The reason you shouldn't ask.
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I used to drink alot to keep up with my older friends, but now that I'm old, I realize they were trying to keep up with me.
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DJ AM died due to the effects of cocaine, oxycodone, Vicodin, Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole, but it was an accident.
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Layoffs are bad here, as can be seen by the increase in the number of shirtless old men smoking cigars while mowing the lawn.
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ive seen the recluse lady next door once in 3 years. she just locked herself out. fairly sure she will never leave the house again.
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sucks for the kids that get kidnapped these days since we all switched to buying milk in plastic containers.
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i sometimes really want to post my fb status on twitter, but i know its inappropriate. damn it, im gonna be an aunt!
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The cow goes moo moo. The chicken goes bawk bawk. The horse goes neigh neigh. The cat goes meow meow. The husband goes blah blah.
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Our house got hit by another golf ball today. The hole is WAY over there. I bet that's what your wife says too.
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i also just accidentally recorded myself peeing. if need be, i could share it with you or you could just visit your local public toilet.
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drama like "your sister has gone on 3 dates in a week with a guy that looks like your dad" is shit im trying to escape from.
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I freak out every time I drop my iphone, & then i remember its an apple product, & then i give thanks to the Book of Jobs.
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I almost got to go to a bacon bar in Atlanta. i dont even like bacon, but i wanted to look cool for you guys. Was sad it didnt work out.
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