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If ur angry & ur bitter, clap your hands. If ur angry & ur bitter and u vent ur shit on twitter, if ur angry & ur bitter, clap ur hands.
Travel back in time and give high fives to people who have no idea what it means.
How many lives can I ruin today? The answer is (as always): at least my own.
Is your vagina an innie or an outie?
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Fuck off. It's the baseball card I pegged to my bike wheel.
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"Who Unfollowed Me?" A board game by Milton-Bradley
"That's so Raven!"
-Edgar Allen Poe
Diabetes almost sounds like a Greek philosopher.
Sext: ...Who is this?
So WHITE penguins are all like: *waddle, waddle, waddle*
and BLACK penguins are all like: *waddle, waddle, waddle*
THERE'S GOING TO BE OLD BRO DUDES AS GRANDPA'S IN 40-50 YEARS AND THEY'RE ALL GONNA SAY "WHOA BRO." AND GRANDMA'S WILL SAY "LIKE OMG LOL" :(
King Midas jerked off only once. And it was a money shot worth his weight in gold.
I've got your soul.
Pretty sneaky, satan.
You've got waaayyyyy too much cock in your mouth to be a vegan.
#HalloweenCostumeIdeas Sexy Stephen Hawking
I wonder if you can hire the Insane Clown Posse to do kids' birthday parties....
*sends a raven out to give you all the best sexts of your lives*
Dear tweeters, if your gender appears vague to me, then your gender is what I assign you to be.
Purring kittens are nature's white noise machines.
Atheist. Heathen. Explorer/Warrior. Master sushi chef. Cute as a button. Attempts to tweet in ENG/(bad)SWE). Protector of animals. Let's fight to the death.