Haha it is funny when us Canadians say eh. Could you like imagine if like Americans had like something they like always had to like say.

My mother in law has the older version of my wifes vagina.

If you're a grown man with his hat cocked to the side I assume the brim was getting in the way while you were blowing your boyfriend.

If I was Asian I wouldn't even want a big penis,it would just get in the way whenever I used my nunchucks.

Because of me there is a hand lotion ban at work.

My dick is like my little brother, it looks up to me, and I beat the shit out of it.

You know what I find confusing, women with mustaches that wax their vaginas.

Never pull out the tampon to finger her while she's asleep,you'll be caught red handed.

Ladies, you know your Vag is too hairy if every time a guy goes down on you he whistles 'Welcome to the jungle'.

One time back in high school my mom walked in on me getting a blow job from my girlfriend and all I could say to her was,Look Mom,No hands!

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Every 30 seconds, somewhere in the world, there's a white guy in a club awkwardly performing the running man.

I'm done beating my dick today,the poor guy just shot out a white flag.

If you ever catch me doing naked pushups in your front yard check out the perfect form before you call the cops.

I've never met a Tina that I didn't refer to as 'the sperm cleana' behind her back.

It would be awful if my wife passed away,I would have to pay someone to watch the kids while I was out bangin sluts.

I like my women like I like my.......fuck it, I like my women face down,ass up.

My favorite aftershave is vagina.

The ruler I had tattooed on the inside of my thigh is perfect for measuring my cock but awkward when measuring my friends.

Just washed my dick with irish spring so it's ready to be kissed.